We once had someone who had an issue with the Masons graffiti the welcome sign the lodge maintained you can into town. Spray painted “SATIN WORSHIPS HERE”. At least that narrowed it down to a local high school graduate. Morans.
In their earlier years together, Earl might have playfully treated the satin sheets as a ‘Slip ‘N Slide’, manufactured (appropriately enough) by ‘Wham-O’.
My wife’s grandmother broke her hip at 85 falling out of bed. Her grandfather told me it wasn’t the sheets, it was lack of practice for 50 years. Very weird to have grampa talking about their sex lives.
Years ago at a country radio station I was interviewing at, I saw a commemorative plaque about the big hit Tammy Wynette song, Satin Sheets. Only satin was misspelled as Satan. It was the radio station’s favorite gold record!
The dude from FL Premium Member 4 days ago
Agreed, they are horrible. I had a faux set that I gave to charity.
Concretionist 4 days ago
It’s an overused trope. Not unlike mistaking a dry desert for a nice dessert.
Blu Bunny 4 days ago
Earl continues to say because this back sore feels like I got hit with a impossible fork.
Macushlalondra 4 days ago
I agree with Earl. Who needs slippery sheets?
Sanspareil 4 days ago
That is his Satanic majesties request!
Argythree 4 days ago
There’s always the couch, Earl…
oldthang 4 days ago
I never liked ’em.
syzygy47 4 days ago
Satin sheets are cold and slippery. Me, i loves flannel.
cracker65 4 days ago
I hate Satan sheets lol. I prefer cotton.
MeGoNow Premium Member 4 days ago
We once had someone who had an issue with the Masons graffiti the welcome sign the lodge maintained you can into town. Spray painted “SATIN WORSHIPS HERE”. At least that narrowed it down to a local high school graduate. Morans.
Doug K 4 days ago
Those Satan satin sheets are keeping Earl from sittin’.
win.45mag 3 days ago
Earl, you ALWAYS calls ’em as you sees ’em, and your ALWAYS wrong.
iggyman 3 days ago
Satin sheets, I wonder if I still have them? No matter, they will stay where they are!
steveh64 3 days ago
Earl is not a fan of the song Nights in White Satin.
tiprod1953 3 days ago
I love flannel, too. In a sleeping bag. In a tent. On a mountain trail. Alone,
PraiseofFolly 3 days ago
In their earlier years together, Earl might have playfully treated the satin sheets as a ‘Slip ‘N Slide’, manufactured (appropriately enough) by ‘Wham-O’.
david_42 3 days ago
Tried satin decades ago, went back to flannel.
iggyman 3 days ago
“Satin sheet to lie on, Satin pillows to cryy on, there’s nothing left to relyy on” (Jeanne Pruitt)!
JCunnngham Premium Member 3 days ago
Satan sheets, for when you’re told to “get the hell outta bed”
OddGobb 3 days ago
Howard Wolowitz would not agree Earl
ANIMAL 3 days ago
Ya SEE..?? – - – If you went SHOPPING with her, this wouldn’t have HAPPENED (maybe) – LOL
Jeffin Premium Member 3 days ago
And I called it yesterday!
Rich_Pa 3 days ago
Just like a baseball umpire, i call them as I see them, and if I don’t see them, I make it up.
Zebrastripes 3 days ago
LMAO! I’m with Earl! One move and you’re on the floor.
MuddyUSA Premium Member 3 days ago
Attaboy Earl…..
timinwsac Premium Member 3 days ago
The satan sheets will be gone the first time she slides outta bed.
Bill The Nuke 3 days ago
My wife’s grandmother broke her hip at 85 falling out of bed. Her grandfather told me it wasn’t the sheets, it was lack of practice for 50 years. Very weird to have grampa talking about their sex lives.
prrdh 3 days ago
You say satin, I say satan…Let’s call the whole thing off.
ragsarooni 3 days ago
Hate to see how opal would’ve taken slippin’ and slidin’ outta bed….poor earl would never hear the end of it!
gcarlson 3 days ago
See my last reply to @Concretionist yesterday.
zeexenon 3 days ago
It’s flannel 100 to 1. Unless he could arrange it to fall onto Muffin.
iggyman 3 days ago
Paul Simon’s “Slip, Sliding Away” !
Nicki's ZoMcYo 3 days ago
Give me 100% cotton percale any day of the week. Anything else makes me way too warm.
ChattyFran 3 days ago
Years ago at a country radio station I was interviewing at, I saw a commemorative plaque about the big hit Tammy Wynette song, Satin Sheets. Only satin was misspelled as Satan. It was the radio station’s favorite gold record!
CleverHans Premium Member 3 days ago
“Hail Satin!”
- BeeGees tribute album by the Dee Gees, aka Foo Fighters, 2021.
David Huie Green LoveJoyAndPeace 3 days ago
Earl would make a fine, authoritative umpire.
markkahler52 3 days ago
Devil’s in the Details….