Last Kiss by John Lustig for November 15, 2024

Eddie Izzard had a somewhat similar routine called “Cake or Death”.

Judging by the tartan jacket, he’s also a great Scott…

Looks like a sandwich will happen one way or another.

How about an appetizer first? Can I get a cauliflower ear?

Sounds like a steak tar-tar kinda guy. A classic 13th century Mongolian Golden Horde recipe where raw meat was placed under the saddle and ridden upon for up to 12 hours a day before consuming without further preparation. Add a side of blood drunk directly from a nicked neck vein of the same ride. Desert was fermented mare’s milk.

There isn’t a room in the house we haven’t soiled .

She likes potluck dinners in the house and take out…

And, unlike other men she has dated, he always puts the toilet seat back down!

he’s a keeper…

“We’re thinking of buying a mansion, more rooms!”

“I don’t care how badly the RED TURTLENECK GANG needs someone with brown curly hair to fill out the ranks! I won’t join I tell ya!”

“Leave now before your incredible similarity in appearance with your twin sister confuses my sexual orientation!”

Knuckle sandwiches aren’t all what they’re cracked up to be.

Oh yeah? Ain’t nobody threaten Flash Gordon like that and get away with it too.

Why, yes, I would like a pork knuckle sandwich!

Talented.

A knuckle sandwich? Can I have mustard with that?

Am I the only one who noticed that the sister is lauding her brother’s bedroom performance? Holy Sweet Home Alabama, Batman!

“And quit calling me ‘Cookie’.”

C’mon… how about a nice sub and a beer or several… loosen ya right up!!…

Maybe Sis is interested on a different sort of sandwich; after which they can perhaps sit down calmly and negotiate an accommodating schedule.

A knuckle sandwich …..when the fist meets the mouth of a PITA!

“No thanks. I don’t eat human flesh. Unless of course, there’s a full moon.”