No one believes seniors . . . Everyone thinks they are senile
An elderly couple was celebrating their sixtieth anniversary. The couple had married as childhood sweethearts and had moved back to their old neighborhood after they retired. Holding hands, they walked back to their old school. It was not locked, so they entered, and found the old desk they’d shared, where Jerry had carved- ‘I love you, Sally’.
On their way back home, a bag of money fell out of an armored car, practically landing at their feet. Sally quickly picked it up and, not sure what to do with it, they took it home. There, she counted the money – fifty thousand dollars!
Jerry said, “We’ve got to give it back.”
Sally said, “Finders keepers!” She put the money back in the bag and hid it in their attic.
The next day, two police officers were canvassing the neighborhood looking for the money, and knocked on their door. “Pardon me, did either of you find a bag that fell out of an armored car yesterday?”
Sally said, “No.”
Jerry said, “She’s lying. She hid it up in the attic.”
I’m watching a show call Museum Secrets and one of the things they brought up was linen armor. Some museum types made linen thread like the Greeks and wove it. Then they glued layers of it together. The armor stopped an arrow from point blank range. A guy was wearing it. The arrow penetrated but not enough to injure the guy any. Bronze armor on the other hand was useless.
I watched a couple of minutes of GOT when HBO had a freebee period and was turned off by the sex and violence. I was led to believe it was on par with LOTR.
I’m curious if the Iron Throne replica is made of Iron or something else made to look like iron. Movie props like swords can be made of aluminum, steel or even wood and rubber depending on how it is to be used.
I work for the auction company that sold the throne and was working the auction that day. No, it wasn’t the screen-used throne, but it was from HBO and was their official touring throne. I got to sit in it, and it was just as hard on the rear as you would imagine! ;)
The Duke about 18 hours ago
That’s truel about the three person duel.
pearlsbs about 18 hours ago
That’s kind of like saying a duo with three persons singing is called a trio.
Pickled Pete about 18 hours ago
No one believes seniors . . . Everyone thinks they are senile
An elderly couple was celebrating their sixtieth anniversary. The couple had married as childhood sweethearts and had moved back to their old neighborhood after they retired. Holding hands, they walked back to their old school. It was not locked, so they entered, and found the old desk they’d shared, where Jerry had carved- ‘I love you, Sally’.
On their way back home, a bag of money fell out of an armored car, practically landing at their feet. Sally quickly picked it up and, not sure what to do with it, they took it home. There, she counted the money – fifty thousand dollars!
Jerry said, “We’ve got to give it back.”
Sally said, “Finders keepers!” She put the money back in the bag and hid it in their attic.
The next day, two police officers were canvassing the neighborhood looking for the money, and knocked on their door. “Pardon me, did either of you find a bag that fell out of an armored car yesterday?”
Sally said, “No.”
Jerry said, “She’s lying. She hid it up in the attic.”
Sally said, “Don’t believe him, he’s getting senile.”
The agents turned to Jerry and began to question him.
One said: “Tell us the story from the beginning.”
Jerry started, “Well, when Sally and I were walking home from school yesterday……”
The first police officer turned to his partner and whispered, “Well, I’ve heard enough, we’re outta here!”
sergioandrade Premium Member about 14 hours ago
Would a duel between 4 be a quel? How many would be a cruel?
poppacapsmokeblower about 12 hours ago
In a truel, does each person get two “trueling” pistols, or just one and hope neither other person aims at you?
NeedaChuckle Premium Member about 12 hours ago
I’m watching a show call Museum Secrets and one of the things they brought up was linen armor. Some museum types made linen thread like the Greeks and wove it. Then they glued layers of it together. The armor stopped an arrow from point blank range. A guy was wearing it. The arrow penetrated but not enough to injure the guy any. Bronze armor on the other hand was useless.
Aimless Melissa about 12 hours ago
Very interesting stuff.
Huckleberry Hiroshima about 12 hours ago
Well, not really.
tremaine53 about 11 hours ago
It would not be a “duel between three people”. It would be a “duel among three people”. You’re welcome.
oish about 10 hours ago
$1.5 million for a replica? What a gyp!
Angry Indeed Premium Member about 10 hours ago
Alexander must’ve gone broke starching the bejezuz out of his army jerseys! Better hope they don’t do battle in the rain!
Angry Indeed Premium Member about 10 hours ago
I watched a couple of minutes of GOT when HBO had a freebee period and was turned off by the sex and violence. I was led to believe it was on par with LOTR.
moondog42 Premium Member about 9 hours ago
I wonder how well they would have done if they’d called themselves the Truel Stooges…..
markhughw about 9 hours ago
A Manage a Dua
Smeagol about 5 hours ago
I’m curious if the Iron Throne replica is made of Iron or something else made to look like iron. Movie props like swords can be made of aluminum, steel or even wood and rubber depending on how it is to be used.
LoneEagle7 about 3 hours ago
I work for the auction company that sold the throne and was working the auction that day. No, it wasn’t the screen-used throne, but it was from HBO and was their official touring throne. I got to sit in it, and it was just as hard on the rear as you would imagine! ;)
NolaMan about 1 hour ago
even Ripley would believe some people have way too much money if they can blow that much on an imitation of a movie prop!