Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for December 21, 2024

Santa’s Naughty!

Not fair to the reindeer.

“up on the rooftop, plop plop plop…”

Very.

The dogs who walk their ‘roommates’ and have trained them to pick up their crap won’t be troubled by reindeer droppings.

I’m not sure Santa has thought this through – considering location of the sleigh to the poopy reindeer…especially at speed

Daddy, why is the snow all brown?

That’s a horrible idea considering they will be flying in front of him. Splat.

it’s about to hit the fan . . .

Gives a new meaning to “afterburners”!

From a great height.

I always knew Santa was a Democrat.

Peoples always bad. Santa gone crazy.

So that’s the smell coming from the roof!

HO HO HO

I mean OH OH OH

The sea gulls are getting some competition this year.

Ex-Lax liquid on reindeer food?

This explains yesterday’s “Wide Open” toon

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just the biggler orange clown (POS) trump…

Might get heavily fined if does that in India now!

Are you sure that’s a good idea, Santa? The reindeer will probably not appreciate it.

Coming to a chimney near you!

Better give the sleigh a good wax job first.

This year’s been exhausting. I’m pooped.

I once read a physics analysis of the energy required by Santa’s night delivering gifts to every house, and it would result in the earth being buried in eight feet of reindeer poop.

So that’s what chemtrails are.

As sung by Tom Lehrer… “Driving his reindeer across the sky, don’t stand underneath when they fly by.”