Free Range by Bill Whitehead for December 26, 2024

“Schlepto” Bismol for you.

Cookies are out. BACON is in!

Brandy (You’re a fine girl)

This is not milk and these are not cookies.

For a bonus five points on your final, what is she handing him? My guess is milk of magnesia and over-cooked crab croquets.

Thought so :-D

Btw: Love the curtains!

A little hard to tell what she’s serving up. If that is milk and cookies, she really should know better.

Beer me!

We left Kaopectate by the fireplace.

My kids left out pizza rolls this year. Santa was pleased.

That’s why we convinced our kids to put out homemade pizza and coke. It was a tradition that we made homemade pizza on Christmas Eve. Santa’s helping always seemed to match Dad’s favorite toppings for some reason.

Baby carrots and ranch dip?

They’ve been married how long and she doesn’t know this? Or is she passive-aggressive?

A beer and roast beef sandwich is what he needs.

I thought it was another family he visited, fed up on the same snack. But, where are the kids? Then I noticed the photo… Nice detail!

That’s why one person I know leaves out some whiskey for Santa – at least that’s the reason he gives.

Where is Hark, the hurled angel?

From Christmas Eve to Christmas Heave.

He needs something fitting for the cold climes there, something that will warm his bones.

Where’s the scotch whiskey? He’s earned it!

Even Santa Poops – PooPourri.com

Https://www.youtube.Com/watch?v=b9TTz3R5SmI

um… wouldya mind shutting the door, please??