Herman by Jim Unger for January 08, 2025

That would be any pan that she can’t access

I’d love to know the backstory to this cartoon.

How about a Peter Pan?

Blame in on the instrument, not the handler. Typical.

And a credit card that doesn’t max itself out !!!

We do have a new line of asbestos pans. Perfect if you like your dinner between “raw” and “rare.”

“Yes, of course. We have a very nice bedpan on the shelf behind you. I’ve never, EVER, seen one of those burn food!”"

“It also needs to be rubber-coated inside and out.

I’d like a wife that doesn’t burn food.

Good luck with that.

Maybe she should start out with an Easy-Bake Oven.

I guess we’re talking about finger-food?

Well then what you need is an induction stove and a glass pan.

Have you tried a lower setting?

The only pan we have like that comes with a panhandler.

OK, what is she holding up, or did she burn her hand?

Or fingers.

I’m not sure I fully get this one, he appears to be speaking under duress.

How bout a pan flute? Music lessons are free.

That pan also should be good for hitting people over the head…

You sure it’s the pan and not the user?

Rots o’ ruck.

I don’t think that’s going to pan out.