Fortune Teller: Looking at the bright side, I see real job security in your future. The happy medium
Yes, we all stride for the happy medium….it’s where the sugar plums are….and chicks….
The future is grim, because I fear we are are going to reap a bunch of hoodie jokes….
And the dark side is?
It pays with some clients to only give them good news.
Scythe! And yet another grim reaper, he’s really been making the rounds lately.
She looks more like an Extra Large!
Strange? I see a lake of fire…
It’s a dead end job.
At the very least, we all want the happy medium!
The joke is on her, he didn’t come for a reading!
Awesome!
He’ll meet a lot of interesting people but not on their best day.
I advise all here to take cover immediately. A new law has made bad puns punishable by Death.
old old old joke
The happy medium meets the happy hooker.
Wisely, she’s decided not to read his palm.
Actually, we all want to STRIKE a happy medium. She better duck when the Hooded One strikes!
She apparently hides her spare pair of crystal balls in her hair.
I don’t think she’s playing with a full deck.
He collects on your lifetime plan.
I want to work for this company someday!!!
Oh, he’s very popular. People are just dying to meet him.
The definition of a Happy Medium is a successful fortune teller!
His sixth sense is seeing “live” people?
Please help me. I don’t see the pun.
the job security could be in jeopardy if we eat right, exercise more, and have those cybernetic implants….we could live forever just like in that movie bicentennial man.
If he comes a calling, you better be good at chess!
The avatar change is to honor the beginning of the Deathtongue story line over at Bloom County! Ooompa-ooompa-blat!
Better than watching the stars to predict the future.
Tell him something he does not know!
He didn’t age well- back when i was a kid, he looked just like Monte Markham…
Police warned the suspect was a short fortune teller. They reported a small medium at large
the happy reaper.
February 16, 2022
Varnes over 12 years ago
Yes, we all stride for the happy medium….it’s where the sugar plums are….and chicks….
Varnes over 12 years ago
The future is grim, because I fear we are are going to reap a bunch of hoodie jokes….
acesover over 12 years ago
And the dark side is?
Peabody-Martini over 12 years ago
It pays with some clients to only give them good news.
DuHhozr over 12 years ago
Scythe! And yet another grim reaper, he’s really been making the rounds lately.
DuHhozr over 12 years ago
She looks more like an Extra Large!
g.iangoodson over 12 years ago
Strange? I see a lake of fire…
SusanSunshine Premium Member over 12 years ago
It’s a dead end job.
psychlady over 12 years ago
At the very least, we all want the happy medium!
kc2idv over 12 years ago
The joke is on her, he didn’t come for a reading!
mackiewhite over 12 years ago
Awesome!
Superfrog over 12 years ago
He’ll meet a lot of interesting people but not on their best day.
walruscarver2000 over 12 years ago
I advise all here to take cover immediately. A new law has made bad puns punishable by Death.
Paul Go Premium Member over 12 years ago
old old old joke
prrdh over 12 years ago
The happy medium meets the happy hooker.
Can't Sleep over 12 years ago
Wisely, she’s decided not to read his palm.
Vonne Anton over 12 years ago
Actually, we all want to STRIKE a happy medium. She better duck when the Hooded One strikes!
Vonne Anton over 12 years ago
She apparently hides her spare pair of crystal balls in her hair.
Digital Frog over 12 years ago
I don’t think she’s playing with a full deck.
otforever over 12 years ago
He collects on your lifetime plan.
Potrzebie over 12 years ago
I want to work for this company someday!!!
Wizard4168 over 12 years ago
Oh, he’s very popular. People are just dying to meet him.
Numbnumb over 12 years ago
The definition of a Happy Medium is a successful fortune teller!
Dtroutma over 12 years ago
His sixth sense is seeing “live” people?
DrJKnows over 12 years ago
Please help me. I don’t see the pun.
vwdualnomand over 12 years ago
the job security could be in jeopardy if we eat right, exercise more, and have those cybernetic implants….we could live forever just like in that movie bicentennial man.
chris_weaver over 12 years ago
If he comes a calling, you better be good at chess!
Vonne Anton over 12 years ago
The avatar change is to honor the beginning of the Deathtongue story line over at Bloom County! Ooompa-ooompa-blat!
bmonk over 12 years ago
Better than watching the stars to predict the future.
DavidGBA over 12 years ago
Tell him something he does not know!
Pygar over 12 years ago
He didn’t age well- back when i was a kid, he looked just like Monte Markham…
JP Steve Premium Member over 12 years ago
Police warned the suspect was a short fortune teller. They reported a small medium at large
alizarinegreen over 12 years ago
the happy reaper.