“Once a year! And TONIGHT’S THE NIGHT!!!”
Too bad it ends at 7:30 pm.
I had something witty to say, but…what was it? And…where are my keys?
Oh, Dave, one thing I can tell you for sure about old age is that
♬One way or another, It’s gonna find ya
It’s gonna get ya, get ya, get ya, get ya♬
I’m too young to feel this d*mn old.
With the shape I’m in you could donate my body to science fiction. (Back to School)
I guess I’ve been old all my life. I remember doing this as a kid.
She came in here looking for her other earring.
Patient: “Doctor I’m having a problem remembering things” Doctor; How long have you had this problem?" Patient: “What problem ?”
I think I was goin’ to the kitchen ta eat…
… wait! Did I eat already!
I have lots of days like that as I get older.
I believe in the hereafter. Half a dozen times every day I walk in the room and say, what am I here after?
Eureka … another day to …uh….
So ? What’s init for me ?
Looks as though he thinks old age is for the birds.
I remember the first time I read Dave’s strip here I thought “this guy’s nuts!”… now I know he is!… (one of my faves… birds of a feather, y’know!)
As long as you remember to hold on to your grudges you’ll be fine.
“This Senior Moment was brought to you by…………… Uh………Ummm………Nevermind.”
This is an honor that rather not have. Where is my rejuvenation that should of been invented by now.
i’ve tried that ploy with my wife often, but she’s still hanging around…
eromlig about 1 month ago
“Once a year! And TONIGHT’S THE NIGHT!!!”
The Duke about 1 month ago
Too bad it ends at 7:30 pm.
John Lustig (Last Kiss) creator about 1 month ago
I had something witty to say, but…what was it? And…where are my keys?
Sue Ellen about 1 month ago
Oh, Dave, one thing I can tell you for sure about old age is that
♬One way or another, It’s gonna find ya
It’s gonna get ya, get ya, get ya, get ya♬
Kornfield Kounty about 1 month ago
I’m too young to feel this d*mn old.
Kornfield Kounty about 1 month ago
With the shape I’m in you could donate my body to science fiction. (Back to School)
Dobber Premium Member about 1 month ago
I guess I’ve been old all my life. I remember doing this as a kid.
fencie about 1 month ago
She came in here looking for her other earring.
wongo about 1 month ago
Patient: “Doctor I’m having a problem remembering things” Doctor; How long have you had this problem?" Patient: “What problem ?”
Dobie Premium Member about 1 month ago
I think I was goin’ to the kitchen ta eat…
… wait! Did I eat already!
ladykat about 1 month ago
I have lots of days like that as I get older.
drtodd12 about 1 month ago
I believe in the hereafter. Half a dozen times every day I walk in the room and say, what am I here after?
Howard'sMyHero about 1 month ago
Eureka … another day to …uh….
christelisbetty about 1 month ago
So ? What’s init for me ?
The Brooklyn Accent about 1 month ago
Looks as though he thinks old age is for the birds.
wildlandwaters about 1 month ago
I remember the first time I read Dave’s strip here I thought “this guy’s nuts!”… now I know he is!… (one of my faves… birds of a feather, y’know!)
Mike Baldwin creator about 1 month ago
As long as you remember to hold on to your grudges you’ll be fine.
backyardcowboy about 1 month ago
“This Senior Moment was brought to you by…………… Uh………Ummm………Nevermind.”
C wolfe about 1 month ago
This is an honor that rather not have. Where is my rejuvenation that should of been invented by now.
gopher gofer about 1 month ago
i’ve tried that ploy with my wife often, but she’s still hanging around…