Day by Dave by Dave Whamond for September 27, 2024

And if you shake the brown cows first…

a secondary cow joke, that would be udderly ridiculous

So what’s the London Dairy Aire REALLY all about?

Go ahead Ralph, tell him!

I dairy ya!

It’s butter not to tell him about the cowpies.

Cud you think of a third one?

You get wine by squeezing what grows on a grape vine. You get milk by squeezing what grows on a bovine.

Does this mean you get Oreos if you squeeze oreo cows?

How now brown cow?

Chocolate Cheers …!

( hip, hip … mooo )

And the day will go by really Quik! d;o)

How now? Brown cows?

What? You mean dad lied to us?

whoa! ‘puns R us’ today! Lol!!

Ha! Sweet!

moooovee over while I try 2 tell one!

Thir-dairy kid joke: if cheese comes from cow milk, where does cheese whiz come from?

i grew up in RI, and the state beverage is still coffee milk…Eclipse rules!!

Well, brown eggs come from chickens with brown feathers so…..

And strawberry milk comes from the extra girly-girl cows.

I had hot chocolate for breakfast!

Those waist thinning belts give the best milk shakes.

Some folks actually believe that (I believe it’s mostly really young inner-city children), and those are horrible puns. Congrats! LOL.