Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for January 14, 2024

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    BE THIS GUY  10 months ago

    There are plenty of people in Iowa who would be more than happy to chip in.

    (…and Ohio, Texas, Oklahoma…)

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    parforden  10 months ago

    I still think Trudeau should draw him with blood on his hands.

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    M2MM  10 months ago

    Gary Trudeau certainly has Trump pegged.

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    finzleftright  10 months ago

    Trudeau doesn’t follow his rules for politicians, not a human, just a floating object, like a waffle or a feather. He’s much harsher with TFG, making him true to life. I love it!

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    MichaelAxelFleming  10 months ago

    I don’t think he does his own hair and makeup. I think he pays a team to do it each morning and they’ve signed NDAs.

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    lalapalooza Premium Member 10 months ago

    His aide.. he looks a lot like that guy on the island when Duke was governor or whatever lol

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    David Huie Green LoveJoyAndPeace  10 months ago

    So much for the freebies he’s been accustomed to.

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    Liverlips McCracken Premium Member 10 months ago

    It makes perfect sense if you’re a sociopath.

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    snsurone76  10 months ago

    The Orange Baboon also has to pay $400,000 to the NY Times—think he’ll do it?

    BTW, Garry—this past week, he threw a major tantrum in a NYC courtroom during closing statements. That would be GREAT fodder for one of your Sunday strips!

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    braindead Premium Member 10 months ago

    Of course the small donors will chip in. They believe committing rape is another indication of his great strength.

    They also look for reasons to give money to a billionaire — they think it associates them will ‘greatness’.

    And, of course, they fervently believe It’s OKAY If A Republican Does It — rape, theft of top secret intelligence, and now assassinations.

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    “One good thing about the pandemic — I don’t have to shake hands with those disgusting people any more.”

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    Richard S Russell Premium Member 10 months ago

    My eyes! My eyes!

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    cracker65  10 months ago

    The artwork on this is very good, but scary at the same time.

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    markkahler52  10 months ago

    He looks like a dirty Ben Franklin…

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    phritzg Premium Member 10 months ago

    His fake tan cream probably isn’t brushed on, like this cartoon seems to show. It’s more likely he uses a spatula or a putty knife.

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    WaitingMan  10 months ago

    “And he thinks he looks good to you.”

    “Why Don’t You Like Me?”, Frank Zappa

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    Uncle Joe  10 months ago

    Great work to draw the reality.

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    rossevrymn  10 months ago

    74,000,000, to include Ammosexual, do you think that trumpster fire raped that lady?: (Side disclaimer: Admiree2 my statement to the left should not be read as support for right-wing populism. I am a bit amazed that you can somehow make this interpretation. I mean, I do have an English degree, but does one REALLY need one to understand my point. I’ve never mistaken my efforts for James Joyce.)

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    Ontman  10 months ago

    I hope Trump sees this cartoon. Get the heart monitors ready.

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    timinwsac Premium Member 10 months ago

    Too close to the truth to be funny.

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    prairiedogdance Premium Member 10 months ago

    Am I imagining there is a subtle resemblance to Gollum, a gross, deranged creature consumed with greed and avarice and willing to destroy the world to get what it wants?

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    More Coffee Please! Premium Member 10 months ago

    I do believe Mr. Trudeau has nailed it this time – too bad the “right” lacks the moral compass to see it.

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    Redd Panda  10 months ago

    Is it real makeup on that sourpuss?

    I thought he used the dust from the Cheetos bag.
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    Space_cat  10 months ago

    So manly! (gags) There’s your, makeup applying, constantly lying, always supersizing, hamberder frying, orange, flabby, diaper wearing, cheap plastic economy car dashboard ridin’ loser messiah! May he rot in Florida, the state deserves him!

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    Durak Premium Member 10 months ago

    Trump has an entire staff who bathe him, perfume him, do his make-up, tend his bodily functions and dress him.

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    GaryCooper  10 months ago

    The sad thing is, small donors probably WILL step up to pay.

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    GaryCooper  10 months ago

    “I only rape better-looking women” is not the strongest possible defense to a sexual assault allegation, but Donnie keeps repeating it.

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    Mainesailah Premium Member 10 months ago

    So, tomorrow the nice folks of Iowa go to their local caucus place and start forging the chains of our subjugation by this guy?

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    miamidude  10 months ago

    Anybody remember who is president now? Just wondering Turdeau, TDS runs rampant in your family, as your wife surely has it also, just watch Sunday Morning on a regular basis.

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    Valiant1943 Premium Member 10 months ago

    Instead of alms for the poor and widows, it’s tribute to the golden calf.

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    JohnDouglas1  10 months ago

    How much hate can be put into a cartoon for the Sunday paper that children read. They have rules for those of us that comment. We do not allow comments that: (1) are sexual in nature, indecent, obscene, threatening, defamatory, Strange that this does not apply to Gary. (But it is free speech)

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    ShadowMaster  10 months ago

    I would pay a few bucks to see him without his hair welded in place with that ton of hairspray or gel or whatever he uses myself!

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    timbob2313 Premium Member 10 months ago
    great portrait of Trump, Mr Trudeau. Thank you
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    GojusJoe  10 months ago

    What if there was a country that was so screwed up that they put themselves in a position where they had to choose for their leader either a doddering demented old geezer or a man who epitomizes evil? What if evil wins?

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    Dapperdan61  Premium Member 10 months ago

    Do you think trump will get unhinged if he reads this comic ?

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    1953Baby  10 months ago

    omg . . tfg is repulsive enough when he’s dressed: FER GAWD’S SAKE, TRUDEAU, DON’T ever do this again. My eyeballs need cleaning, but this will NEVER leave my memory!!!!

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    Silence Dogood Premium Member 10 months ago

    Hilarious! Sickening, yes, but, hilarious!

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    dbradway1  10 months ago

    Oh, great. Now that image of Trump en deshabille will be with me all day!

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    orbenjawell Premium Member 10 months ago

    …having him look like, uhmmmm, Benjamin Franklin today probably isn’t helping things…….

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    The Wolf In Your Midst  10 months ago

    Trump’s supporters keep telling me that he’s so strong, so manly, so resilient. Which is, of course, why Trump made a closing statement in his latest trial whining about how everything was unfair and everyone was out to get him.

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    Local 574 Premium Member 10 months ago

    Someone will write a screenplay one day about the long hilarious battle between Trump and his nemesis, Trudeau.

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    braindead Premium Member 10 months ago

    Not a lot of comments from The Disciples.

    None of substance, of course.

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    wnbresn  10 months ago

    Back in 1977 I was a manager on long island. Trump even though he had just gotten married to his first wife Ivana a few months before , still used to show up in the discos and clubs in Manhattan and Brooklyn and try and pick up little teeny bopper girls . Several of my female employees used to go clubbing on weekends and they would stay at one of the girls sisters apartments in Brooklyn. Trump became a real pain to one of my employees, chasing her around clubs. She was only 17 and looked older and back then any good looking teenage girl could get into the clubs easily. Most didn’t even check ID’s . Trump wasn’t famous then. He was just known as Fred Trumps idiot of a son. One night my employee got tired of the things Trump was saying to her and she belted him right in the face! He left her alone after that. That to this day is how a remember Trump. A pathetic little boy man chasing little girls.

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    [Unnamed Reader - 83d506]  10 months ago

    Odd… My newspaper had a different Doonesbury comic for today… no complaint! A two-for-one! LOL. (SF Chronicle has Zipper 3D printing.

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    moondog42 Premium Member 10 months ago

    He looks VERY much like the judge from Pink Floyd’s “The Wall” movie in this comic. I’m sure that was intentional….

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    FireAnt_Hater  10 months ago

    tRump’s assistant in this cartoon must have a totally stopped-up nose – no sense of smell.

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    mistercatworks  10 months ago

    The only thing he redoes is elections.

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    Alverant  10 months ago

    The crazy Georgia lady got her criminal fine paid for by donors, too. It’s just more proof that the law doesn’t apply to the rich and (in)famous as it does for the rest of us.

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    Durak Premium Member 10 months ago

    Content focused on Trump makes me miss the good old days when Trudeau wrote about cigarettes and lung cancer.

    You can quit smoking. You can treat lung cancer. Trump is terminal.

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    Radish the wordsmith  10 months ago

    Stormy Daniels only cost $130,000, Trump knows the art of a deal.

    Trump has ‘no defense’ in E. Jean Carroll trial and appearing ‘could hurt him even more’

    Since Donald Trump can’t litigate the facts at the second E. Jean Carroll defamation trial he would be better off not appearing and risking alienating the jury that will eventually decide the dollar figure he will have to pay her.

    That is the opinion of a public relations expert who claimed no good could come out of the former president attending the trial that is scheduled to begin on Tuesday if the New York writer’s attorneys get their way.

    With Trump’s attorneys attempting to stall the trial due to the recent death of Melania Trump’s mother, whose funeral is scheduled for later this coming week, the former president has been adamant about showing up even though a jury has already found him guilty of sexual assault in the first trial.

    Egotistical coup plotter Trump the bad loser never does the right thing.

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    Wizard of Ahz-no relation  10 months ago

    he wanted the 2nd trial to be a do over to ‘prove’ he didn’t rape her but the judge has shut that down saying that is an established fact, not it is another case of him defaming her and how much more it will cost him

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    T Smith  10 months ago

    … and then he soiled himself.

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    sisterea  10 months ago

    To close to truth to be funny.

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    EdmundBabe  10 months ago

    Pronounced ‘I woe’. And at least x10

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    bbenoit  10 months ago

    What’s up, no bloody hands?

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    kevinanne  10 months ago

    I never thought I’d see how drumpf gets ready in the morning, and now I want to gauge my eyes out

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    John Daddy Reynolds  10 months ago

    “Rape is free – by definition” has got to be one of the greatest lol lines in comic strip history!

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    [Unnamed Reader - 14b4ce]  10 months ago

    Isn’t this man a regular matinee idol?

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    papacase48  10 months ago

    Be sure to have those socks sewn in the trousers just right (far right) so that his type will squeal like schoolgirls.

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