Pretty old fashioned bathing suits… Here in Spain most leave the butt almost completely uncovered. Then again, a lot of the women don’t wear tops either. Men’s bathing suits are getting baggier and longer, while women’s are getting skimpier.Whatever happened to Speedos?
“I’m the friendly stranger in the black sedan, won’t you hop inside my car? I’ve got pictures, got candy, I’m a lovable man, and I can take you to the nearest star…..”
Dawn’s hand on her belly would have left an interesting pattern in her tan. A friend of mine went to sleep on the beach with her husband’s hand on her back. She woke up with a perfect white hand print in the middle of her back. Took a long time to fade, too.
Sounds like a time where a girl in college decided it was time to consider marriage, so she signed up for a dating service. The date she was set up with; her father!
In this case, they laughed about both having the same goal: seeking spouses. (The girl’s father was a widower and thinking it was time for him to remarry).
This is from an artist who regularly rails against girls showing skin. The last time we saw these two in bikinis, they covered up when they were outside. Dad is giving them a gentle reminder to cover or they will receive this kind of attention from older men. Also, the artist has a thing about showing John ogling young girls, so it also fits that way. The best of both worlds.
9thCapricorn about 1 year ago
That’s creepy, John. I wouldn’t like it if it were my dad saying that.
Asharah about 1 year ago
Move Dad, you’re blocking the sun
Botulism Bob about 1 year ago
Liz, if you get into his car, he will drive you crazy.
Uncle Kenny about 1 year ago
One of my all time favorites.
Pogostiks Premium Member about 1 year ago
Pretty old fashioned bathing suits… Here in Spain most leave the butt almost completely uncovered. Then again, a lot of the women don’t wear tops either. Men’s bathing suits are getting baggier and longer, while women’s are getting skimpier.Whatever happened to Speedos?
minty_Joe about 1 year ago
Just be glad he didn’t the whole time telling dad jokes.
snsurone76 about 1 year ago
John is so clueless that he doesn’t even notice that his daughter is becoming a woman.
I wonder what he’d say if some guy REALLY tried to pick her up like that!!
sjsczurek about 1 year ago
Ah, yes. The episodes where the girls are coming of age.
Little Caesar about 1 year ago
“I’m the friendly stranger in the black sedan, won’t you hop inside my car? I’ve got pictures, got candy, I’m a lovable man, and I can take you to the nearest star…..”
French Persons Premium Member about 1 year ago
How inappropriately pervy towards your 14-year-old daughter and her friend.
dv1093 about 1 year ago
That may have been funny 30 years ago, but if dad did that today, he’d be accused of all sorts of things. Not kidding.
Snolep about 1 year ago
Unfortunately a person whom I will not name has been quoted for his (ahem) non-fatherly interest in his own daughter.
steveconkey2003 about 1 year ago
When you get older you will remember this fondly.
Barnabus Blackoak about 1 year ago
need to have another adult overhear him saying that to them, and go get a cop to arrest him..
Daltongang Premium Member about 1 year ago
John, John, John, how could you screw up a Dad joke so badly as that. Everyone knows that in Canada you should be saying….
“Ooh, there’s a couple of cool babes. Hey wanna go for a ride in my car, EH?”
mindjob about 1 year ago
Can’t be too careful. Ted Bundy operated the same way
ladykat about 1 year ago
Good one, Dad!
vaughnrl2003 Premium Member about 1 year ago
All parents become inconvenient at one point or another. That’s why we “leave the nest”.
snowedin, now known as Missy's mom about 1 year ago
As if Elizabeth wouldn’t know her father’s voice.
mckeonfuneralhomebx about 1 year ago
Could never understand t-shirts at the beach..
indysteve9 about 1 year ago
It’s fun embarrassing your children in public.
GirlGeek Premium Member about 1 year ago
Oh yeah, this is perverted as well
FGWaiss about 1 year ago
His duty, his choice, his joy.
Solarbear Premium Member about 1 year ago
I laughed at this! It’s a sweet joke. Now, if he’d said, “there’s a couple of HOT babes,” that would have been kind of creepy.
walt1968pat Premium Member about 1 year ago
Think “skin cancer” in 30 years!
InuYugiHakusho about 1 year ago
Parents have a God given right to drive their kids crazy. And vice versa.
Bill D. Kat Premium Member about 1 year ago
Lynn’s artwork with the human form is incredibly realistic… and beautiful. Wow!
CoreyTaylor1 about 1 year ago
Way to make yourself look like a sleaze, John!
Taking lessons in tact from your wife again?
JanLC about 1 year ago
Dawn’s hand on her belly would have left an interesting pattern in her tan. A friend of mine went to sleep on the beach with her husband’s hand on her back. She woke up with a perfect white hand print in the middle of her back. Took a long time to fade, too.
tammyspeakslife Premium Member about 1 year ago
Liz’ payback should be fun O(∩_∩)O
pamela welch Premium Member about 1 year ago
Grampa used to do/say this kind of thing … In retrospect, he was very funny; at the time(s), not so much. I miss him.
asrialfeeple about 1 year ago
HAPPY INDEPENDENCE DAY!!
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rebelstrike0 about 1 year ago
Sounds like a time where a girl in college decided it was time to consider marriage, so she signed up for a dating service. The date she was set up with; her father!
In this case, they laughed about both having the same goal: seeking spouses. (The girl’s father was a widower and thinking it was time for him to remarry).
The Great_Black President about 1 year ago
Maybe that was odd then. Now it is mainstream. My old running mate, Creepy Joe, is in the White House today.
howtheduck about 1 year ago
This is from an artist who regularly rails against girls showing skin. The last time we saw these two in bikinis, they covered up when they were outside. Dad is giving them a gentle reminder to cover or they will receive this kind of attention from older men. Also, the artist has a thing about showing John ogling young girls, so it also fits that way. The best of both worlds.