FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for March 28, 2024

Can’t be too careful when it comes to the jewels.

Maybe they asked a woman at the store what size cup they needed.

Their cups runneth over.

Talk about a BB in a boxcar, but that’s boys.

Coach ought to have them run the bases as a warmup before the game starts.

Something slightly disturbing with this pic… It reminds me of those photos you used to see in the (not so) old medical dictionaries at the “elephantiasis” entry.

Maybe the store didn’t sell thimbles.

Cod somebody piece this together for me?

There is a song by AC DC

Baseball is back! Happy Opening Day! My Phillies are rained out already, but I’m looking forward to the season.

Jock straps and cups come in four sizes: small, medium, large and I want to impress the sales clerk at the checkout counter.

I think they’re going to be crowding the plate!

Wishful thinking.

I didn’t know what a jock strap was. My mom took me shopping for one.

“I don’t wish to brag, but…”

Wouldn’t that mean someone in the store will have to see? Ewwwww.

I was gonna say that. Dang!

Those would be too big even for the most well-endowed males in the adult entertainment industry. So I’ve been told…

Hahaha this one always makes me laugh!!! Of COURSE they would think they need a large. Matches their egos. :D So funny!

They did!

Affectionately known as “Under the butt nut hut”.

I wonder how many newspapers got outraged letters for running such a suggestive strip back in ’03.

looks more like they were in the household section and chose salad bowls!

Walnut shell would have been suffice.

Well, they can always take up sumo wrestling with those things.

I thought I had read every foxtrot strip. Apparently I missed one. Clearly for good reason

Looks like my zoology textbook picture of rural men in the jungles when they let parasites swell only smaller.

First one that gets a hit will roll to first base

I love this one every time I see it. Of all the fantastic FoxTrots, this is definitely in my top 3

The return of the codpiece!

A natural result of always buying shoes a bit larger, knowing the boys feet will grow into it.

I don’t want to consider how a store would tell a bunch of teenage boys what cup size they need.

Just think of how intimidated the other teams will be. Will they be able to play at all?

Their eyes are bigger than their, um, stomachs.

Dream on boys!

The first time I read this I actually died of laughter

This is rather like the episode of South Park, where the men were all getting testicular cancer, so they could get medical marijuana.

Are those “sports bras”?

Who do they think they are. Ron Jeremy?