Frank and Ernest by Thaves for August 26, 2019

… but go out on a limb and bet the canopy.

Instead of playing music while they think, they warm up a chainsaw.

The winner is the last one to leave.

Don’t be a John Bobbitt!! Nicknamed Stumpy hahaha

This show branched off from Jeopardy but they are worried the audience will leaf if it’s too wooden.

I dunno. That sounds less like a joke than a threat.

the contestants who failed the interview are now sawmill fodder

Contestants that get the question wrong get the chop from the show.

Better axe the question slowly

GROAN. . .

Ernie should be there with a chainsaw, but I guess there’s no room with standard size drawings.

So the goal is to pay attention and keep from getting board.

They could be deciduous or pine inn for something.

That host doesn’t look a thing like Alex Treebeck…

When they gave the bad news to the losers on The Apprentice with the words “You’re fired!”, I thot that was being pretty harsh, but “You’ll be stumped”? Yikes!

that’s all i have to say about that

“You’re doing well. Let me axe you the next question.”

I’ll go out on a limb and say that they have belief in themselves.

Don’t go on “Chopped”!

I’m thinking there is cardboard in my future if I miss this question.

so I’ll read the question…“What product made from trees is used in restrooms around the world.?”… tap tap tap….

I wooden worry too much. It’s just a game and you can leave anytime.

Is that Bob Barker?

All trees, when they leave this mortal realm, wish to return as finely crafted, guitars, mandolins, or violins. But never Banjos. Banjos are tree hell.

The winners of the game get happy, but the losers get chipper.

they get real nervous about questions to do with pulp fiction…