Another guy with a mean woman. Guys, take it from me, there are nice women out there, one who would never insult you. Be patient. Get rid of the creepy one. Be patient.
“Mr. Wayne, today I’d like to talk with you about your unusual fear of spiders.” “What do you mean ‘unusual’? Many people are afraid of spiders.” “Yes, but most are not afraid of them crawling into their head, eating their brains and taking over their bodies.” “Then why would anyone be afraid of spiders?!”
I see in this adult relationship, Liz is the analytical one while Jon is the creative one. Fortunately, for Liz, Jon is also the forgiving and forgetting one.
codycab 11 days ago
Actually it was both.
TommyEfreeti 11 days ago
The truth is the Martians can’t yet comprehend the inner machinations of Jon’s more advanced Mind- think about it. . .
RuinQueenofOblivion 11 days ago
Martians won’t get much brains here… if they come I’ll hide.
Gent 11 days ago
Martians? Whatever happen to aliens from planet Clarion?
ꜝ 11 days ago
why not?
his is in ‘like new’ condition⠄⠄⠄barely been used
Botulism Bob 11 days ago
Jon’s brain is Abby-Normal.
Blu Bunny 11 days ago
He just proved her point.
Calvinist1966 11 days ago
When a vet puts you down, it can be terminal.
win.45mag 11 days ago
When you’re Jon, it’s a put down
ddl297 11 days ago
Phew! Safe from both Martians AND zombies!
KageKat 11 days ago
And yet you still go out with him, Liz?
Huckleberry Hiroshima 11 days ago
Another guy with a mean woman. Guys, take it from me, there are nice women out there, one who would never insult you. Be patient. Get rid of the creepy one. Be patient.
2AndFour 11 days ago
Liz is the kind of girlfriend that every guy should aspire to have.
Imagine 11 days ago
She obviously doesn’t love him for his brains. But maybe for his lack of brains?
germanvisitor 11 days ago
“Mr. Wayne, today I’d like to talk with you about your unusual fear of spiders.” “What do you mean ‘unusual’? Many people are afraid of spiders.” “Yes, but most are not afraid of them crawling into their head, eating their brains and taking over their bodies.” “Then why would anyone be afraid of spiders?!”
preacherman Premium Member 11 days ago
I see in this adult relationship, Liz is the analytical one while Jon is the creative one. Fortunately, for Liz, Jon is also the forgiving and forgetting one.
hariseldon59 11 days ago
Nice thing for her to say to the man who loves her. Not that it doesn’t fit.
RobinHood 11 days ago
They might, they could have one that’s not been used
mourdac Premium Member 11 days ago
Any ET search for intelligent life would exclude the Earth.
chris_o42 11 days ago
Unless the Martians were looking for something “Abby-normal”.
Prey 11 days ago
Uh, Liz, you´re the one going out with him.
Wichita1.0 11 days ago
Now…SPLEENS…
atomicdog 11 days ago
“Poor thing, starved to death.” – Professor Farnsworth, Futurama
rbullfogg 11 days ago
I’m afraid that was Jon.
razzledazzle295 11 days ago
Exactly what goes on in that little mind of yours, Jon?
WentHulk 11 days ago
Sigh…….
Crazy Comics 11 days ago
Jon is brainless, and Liz roasted Jon so much! She should be Packgod’s wife!
edmund_graham 11 days ago
I mean, is there any rule that says it can’t be both?
David Huie Green ForceIsAUsefulFiction 11 days ago
Martians do not steal anyone’s brains. They just take out long term leases.
Jovians, on the other hand, have very sticky fingers…..
ragsarooni Premium Member 11 days ago
Tsk,tsk Liz-Jon is (?) the man ‘o yer dreams……
prrdh 11 days ago
Zombies would find Jon slim pickings.
McPurc 11 days ago
I wonder how her bedside manners are?
HA! 10 days ago
Zingo!
kjnrun 10 days ago
I love a woman who isn’t afraid to dish it out against her man.
ꜝ 10 days ago
no Jon⠄⠄⠄ for you, it’s nuttin butt anal probing
Goat from PBS 10 days ago
It’s not likely. Meaning there’s a chance.
TexTech 10 days ago
I don’t know. A Martian might take Jon’s brain. Maybe they need a paperweight or a doorstop.
ArcticFox Premium Member 10 days ago
For Jon, reality is quite unreal.
norphos 10 days ago
OUCH!
vacman 10 days ago
Imagine what Liz would have said about Jon if she didn’t like him.
anncorr339 10 days ago
Liz was only telling the truth
Thenecromancer 10 days ago
Poor Jon,everyone mock him…me included