Herman by Jim Unger for March 16, 2021

Area 51…

Buy a bunch of rubber bands. Melt and unmelt them to the correct size.

You can probably do a temporary repair with either duct tape or pantyhose.

Guido’s junk yard.

A pair of women’s nylon stockings always work

I’m afraid in this special case even Schwarzenegger can’t help you!

Put in a call to TARDIS and also see if delivery would be included.

Flat belt or V-belt? Does it have an A/C and power steering pump? Does the breathing air diflux generator pump have the big or small pully? They have 3 at the State Street store. Pick-up or deliver?

It’s on the shelf in the back, next to the flux capacitor.

Um – - – the same place you can find a fan for one?

Call 1-800 GEORGE JETSON

I’ll have to order it. It’ll take two weeks for it to get here.

Uranus?

Willy to Alf: Can’t you fix your ship? Alf to Willy: Do you know how to fix your car? LOL

Long commutes are hard on a vehicle.

There’s one on order due to come in next week.

I remember this one from long ago and it is still hilarious.

The customer won’t want to see the shipping charges for one.

And he thinks nothing of the little green man with a 2048 Cosmos?

Is it a 4 or 6 cylinder?

TwilightZone Parts

Classic hazing prank for the new mechanic. Eventually someone will tell him that the 2048 Cosmos Star Cruiser uses tractor-beams instead.

Herman has the best aliens!! Always has had.

A star cruiser has a fan belt?

I have to say, those can be difficult to locate.

“This is gonna cost extra, isn’t it, Earthling?”

Orion’s Ship Parts on Planet Zorg in the Andramada System…..

Wait until ET finds out he doesn’t take checks and he doesn’t take credit cards. (arcane film reference)