Herman by Jim Unger for December 27, 2021

Beware of men bearing puppets.

Does he wash dishes well?

Needs a sanity check

Money up front for this pair.

Lemme see yer money, little guy. It’s not that I don’t trust you, but . . .

“Hand puppets are required to pay in advance, sir!”

Is that a Jakovasaur?

It’s a sure bet that the little guy is going to do a “dine and dash”, before he eats, so the big guy will eat his sandwich. Wouldn’t want it to go to waste.

I’d have a big appetite too if I had to hang around with that guy

I’ve got to hand it to you….trying to getting out of paying the check eh?

Which one is the dummy?

Ok, no problem. Our coffee costs $22.95.

Doesn’t he still owe for the lobster?

Careful – the little guy on the right is known to skip out on meals without paying…

Whats the gray stuff on plate?

“I don’t split bills.. hand over the cash.”