Herman by Jim Unger for November 22, 2024

unless he has dementia, I think he’s the one to get his pressure reduced

But he gave me something for my husband’s “urban”

How about a round the world cruise, on separate ships.

That’s funny!

Sometimes that’s the only conclusion…

A lawyer would be a better consultant than a doctor.

Arsenic?

Correct me if I’m wrong, here, but I think the only way to drop her pressure is to drop 150 lbs., or so.

“Sorry, lobotomies are not my speciality.”

“A passport to Southeast Asia?”

Works in reverse, too.

Cyanide?

A drink?

Very Very Funny today. Great laugh. Thanks for that.

Tranquilizers?

A good meal would help.

I need to know what his answer is.

Go for a walk everyday

His life back?

My neighbor is married to a loud-mouthed bully and couldn’t understand why her systolic blood pressure was over 200.

Funny, he’s over the Doctor’s office next door asking the same question about you,

Cyanide will probably do the trick.

“Cyanide?*

“Naw, didn’t work last time.”

Short of a divorce become an alcoholic so you would not care.

Wonder why my wife never thought of that.

Viagra?