Here’s the link to the original vintage art and text. (And, to make a clean breast of things, there’s also a bit of comic history that ties in with this joke.)
As said by Peter Griffin in Family Guy. God gave women boobies so men have something to look at while they are talking. I also heard (unsure of the source) that comic nerds draw those super vixen supergirls as they are really terrified of meeting real girls. Stan Lee may have mentioned that.xD
My parents wouldn’t let me read Wonder Woman when I was a kid. I still got to see her in the Justice League. It didn’t matter anyway. They let me read Tarzan.
John, in the link art, Power Girl is wearing those “pirate”- style boots, as opposed to Superman’s tighter boots. That flap would drive me nuts! How does she keep them from falling- Velcro?
OK, before all the lovely ladies run out and get implants let me admit: I am as breast obsessed as any man, but variety is the spice and of life, and my preference is actually small breasts. The only ones I dislike are fake and hard. So keep it real!
Wear attire which attracts attention to certain parts of the body and then be upset when those parts attract attention.
I explained to my beloved that the extremely short shorts left me confused as to whether the lady was trying to attract attention to her lovely legs or the swaying action of her rear, to avoid insulting her and hurting her feelings, I tried to give attention to both attractions.
It was pointed out to me that I might not be her target audience, so that removed a lot of performance pressure and avoided the need for crossing my eyes. WHAT A RELIEF!!
John Lustig (Last Kiss) creator almost 5 years ago
Here’s the link to the original vintage art and text. (And, to make a clean breast of things, there’s also a bit of comic history that ties in with this joke.)
http://www.lastkisscomics.com/comic/comic-book-eyes/
Copy and paste or highlight the link and right click to go to the page. Thanks!
pschearer Premium Member almost 5 years ago
I’m sure somewhere there’s an eye-man. (She won’t have to worry about me. . . until she walks away.)
Baslim the Beggar Premium Member almost 5 years ago
Your eyes? Oh yeah, they’re your breast features..
Ow! Ow! Whad I say? Ow! Ow!
Differentname almost 5 years ago
From ‘The Simpsons’
Babe : Hey, Mister, my eyes are up here.
Homer : [staring at breasts] I’ve made my choice!
nosirrom almost 5 years ago
In this case the eyes don’t have IT girl.
Gent almost 5 years ago
It’s like being a deer in headlights. Just can’t look away!
bmckee almost 5 years ago
Eyes are hard. Breasts are easy.orMy audience is made up of thirteen year-old boys. They couldn’t care less about eyes.
jrankin1959 almost 5 years ago
Just ask Harold Gray…
Andrew Sleeth almost 5 years ago
This is the first entry of Last Kiss in my “Eyes Up Here” comic collection, bringing it to 17 comics and nine different comic strips.
Vet Premium Member almost 5 years ago
As said by Peter Griffin in Family Guy. God gave women boobies so men have something to look at while they are talking. I also heard (unsure of the source) that comic nerds draw those super vixen supergirls as they are really terrified of meeting real girls. Stan Lee may have mentioned that.xD
Ontman almost 5 years ago
My parents wouldn’t let me read Wonder Woman when I was a kid. I still got to see her in the Justice League. It didn’t matter anyway. They let me read Tarzan.
Thorby almost 5 years ago
John, in the link art, Power Girl is wearing those “pirate”- style boots, as opposed to Superman’s tighter boots. That flap would drive me nuts! How does she keep them from falling- Velcro?
Darsan54 Premium Member almost 5 years ago
Hey, I’m a comic book artist……I’ve never gotten to see a real pair.
Zebrastripes almost 5 years ago
WAY Back in the day, there was a song, “Knockers Up” and they called bras, " over the shoulder boulder holders"!
P51Strega almost 5 years ago
OK, before all the lovely ladies run out and get implants let me admit: I am as breast obsessed as any man, but variety is the spice and of life, and my preference is actually small breasts. The only ones I dislike are fake and hard. So keep it real!
Holden Awn almost 5 years ago
eyes?
Packratjohn Premium Member almost 5 years ago
I call today’s strip, “Self-portrait of the artist as a young man.”
ChessPirate almost 5 years ago
“Your eyes are up here? So, what’s your points?” ☺
buckman-j almost 5 years ago
Anything over a mouthful is wasted
David Huie Green LoveJoyAndPeace almost 5 years ago
Wear attire which attracts attention to certain parts of the body and then be upset when those parts attract attention.
I explained to my beloved that the extremely short shorts left me confused as to whether the lady was trying to attract attention to her lovely legs or the swaying action of her rear, to avoid insulting her and hurting her feelings, I tried to give attention to both attractions.
It was pointed out to me that I might not be her target audience, so that removed a lot of performance pressure and avoided the need for crossing my eyes. WHAT A RELIEF!!
goblue86 almost 5 years ago
There’s a guy at work with the last name “Asmann”. (I’m not kidding).
So someone says, “What do you think of Asmann?”
My reply (after checking the room for managers and HR),
“I don’t know, I’m more of a Legman…”
craigwestlake almost 5 years ago
I’ve often wondered why they call them “Breasts” when they’re actually “Eye Magnets”…
jonnytest almost 5 years ago
Got that right, my man.
dsjwriter almost 5 years ago
Not exactly Bambi caught in the headlights, is he?
Calvins Brother almost 5 years ago
He’s squinting, maybe he has X-Ray vision.
dsjwriter almost 5 years ago
“comicbook artists are a sad, motley, perverted bunch.”
That same description might fairly be applied to more than a few comic-book shop owners and their clientele
Indianapolis Smith almost 5 years ago
Eyes?
She has eyes?
I didn’t notice.