Last Kiss by John Lustig for May 20, 2024

Well, that settles it then.

her: “Being a golddigger is for kids. I’m only interested in platinum digging.”

If you have a rich uncle, I would glady be your aunt.

I ain’t saying she’s a gold digger.

True love.

She wouldn’t settle for anything less.

“Now, if you don’t mind … I will take him in his walker and ‘Shuffle Off to Buffalo’.”

It’s always weird when you watch an old movie and see people going crazy over small sums of money. Dr. No’s plot was to destroy a $5 million space shot.

A million bucks just doesn’t seem like that much money any more. (Although if you only had a year left to live…)

(Since the comic is from 1958) Daddy’s name isn’t John Beresford Tipton by any chance, is it?

the heart wants what it wants…

It’s just terrible the effect that inflation’s had on sugar daddies … /s

Dear, I invested it all In bitcoin. I thought it was a sure bonanza, now I’m broke.. Dear?,.. Dear??

“Trust Fund? Yes, I trust it will fund me…”

“Did I say his last million? Ha, ha…”

“I’ll have what he’s having…”

I have not seen a pipe smoker for years, ah the aroma of a fine bowl of Erinmore (Belfast street sweeping my patrol sergeant said)

Oh lordy dear, you can’t even get a bungalow for a million in most places these days.

She reminds me of my favorite pickup line: “I’m not really this tall, I’m sitting on my wallet.”

That’s awful considerate of her.

Melania’s early days.

Ha! Good to know she’s just in it for the pocket change.

LOIS: You do know that he’s not Superman’s alter ego, don’t you?

LANA: I beg to differ. – Show her, honey. ZIPPPPPP!

LOIS: OH MY… WELL HELLO “SUPERMAN!”

Shut Up! you sniveling little bee ach. Stepmothers carry the weight of the world on their back. Where’s your brother?

She has greatly lowered her standards. Standard and Poor will never be the same.