If it were, we would have harvested it by now. Instead, we still get our cheeses the old-fashion way, from cheese mines. We should be thankful to the thousands of cheese miners who toil 10 to 12 hours a day deep below the Earth’s surface, just so you can have a slice of American cheese on your lunch time sandwich.
No trip to the moon needed. If the cat likes mice which like cheese, he’s sure to find some of them in my state, which has been the state which produces the most cheese annually since 1910 (currently over 3.5 billion pounds each year). It even says “America’s Dairyland” on our license plates.
Tidal Creatures by Seanan McGuire. Fantasy novel where a group of humans are also avatars of various Moon Gods. Evil alchemists, golems, the Celestial City, covens, and everything else you want. Really fun read
David Huie Green AmericaIsGreatItHasUs 6 days ago
No. If it were made of cheese and had ANY mice, it would be made of mice by now.
And since the mouse (Grand Fenwick) went to the Moon, we have proof positive that the Moon is not made of green cheese or any other kind of cheese.
Packratjohn Premium Member 6 days ago
If it were, we would have harvested it by now. Instead, we still get our cheeses the old-fashion way, from cheese mines. We should be thankful to the thousands of cheese miners who toil 10 to 12 hours a day deep below the Earth’s surface, just so you can have a slice of American cheese on your lunch time sandwich.
Zebrastripes 6 days ago
I’m sure there’s plenty of meeces you can tear to pieces!
Say What Now‽ Premium Member 6 days ago
That’s why the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie.
Calvins Brother 6 days ago
Squeaky Cheese from the Moon.
phritzg Premium Member 6 days ago
No trip to the moon needed. If the cat likes mice which like cheese, he’s sure to find some of them in my state, which has been the state which produces the most cheese annually since 1910 (currently over 3.5 billion pounds each year). It even says “America’s Dairyland” on our license plates.
SofaKing 6 days ago
Wallace and Gromit proved the moon is made of cheese.
mistercatworks 6 days ago
Cats who are naturally weaned from milk are lactose-intolerant and should not be fed cheese. “Smelly Cat Syndrome”
paullp Premium Member 6 days ago
From Lover’s Lullabye, by Janis Ian:
Bye, my love, sleep tight, my love
Softly fade away
The moon was made of old green cheese
To keep the night away . . .
Gent 5 days ago
Say cheese…
Differentname 5 days ago
Tidal Creatures by Seanan McGuire. Fantasy novel where a group of humans are also avatars of various Moon Gods. Evil alchemists, golems, the Celestial City, covens, and everything else you want. Really fun read
Geezer 5 days ago
My favorite cheese is Saga blue cheese. I like to smear it on Club crackers.