Loose Parts by Dave Blazek for November 02, 2024

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    C  23 days ago

    A nose for these things

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    Ratkin Premium Member 23 days ago

    Snot happening.

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    macky87  23 days ago

    Can’t help but to wonder if his voice sounds kind of nasal.

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    Imagine  23 days ago

    Whoops! Gotta run!

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    Superhawk  23 days ago

    “Well blow me down!”

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    The Orange Mailman  23 days ago

    There are a lot of jobs where you can get paid to hold up glasses, waiter, for instance.

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    Znox11  23 days ago

    At least it’s not a balloon.

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    Just_Karl  23 days ago

    The salary is low, but the benefits are nothing to sneeze at.

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    Gameguy49 Premium Member 22 days ago

    Hire it to sniff out pilfering employees.

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    backyardcowboy  22 days ago

    “Great Caesar’s Ghost, but I’ve got a nose for news. My Name? It’s Perry White!”

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    CrzyDyeman  22 days ago

    Unfortunately, pickings are slim.

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    dflak  22 days ago

    One of the things we coach people to do on interviews is to make eye contact. But NOSE contact? Well, maybe in Eskimo culture.

    I also have an article on Linked in on how to set up for a video interview. One of the cautions I point out is to have the camera at eye level rather than sitting on the desk. The latter position gives an “up the nose” view of your face which is usually not flattering.

    I also caution people who use laptops to elevate the laptop so that the room and not the ceiling is in the background. Unless you frequently fall down drunk, most people are not used to seeing rooms at this angle. I saw one man who had his ceiling fan behind his head: the world’s biggest propeller beanie.

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    P51Strega  22 days ago

    The work environment at my last job were stifling; I was suffocating there. I need a challenging position where I can stretch out and breath.

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    rgulyash  22 days ago

    The pay is nothing to sneeze at

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    Lady loves a joke  22 days ago

    He nose what they’re looking for.

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    oakie817  22 days ago

    Snot funny

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    Doug K  22 days ago

    He was born for it. He nose what he nose.

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    perryed  22 days ago

    Might take some running, but it`s nothing to sneeze at.

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    Lablubber   22 days ago

    Sniffing out leads.

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    Frank Burns Eats Worms  22 days ago

    There’s no way inhale he’s getting hired.

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    dwagner200  22 days ago

    Just trying to get ahead.

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    The Brooklyn Accent Premium Member 22 days ago

    Perhaps there’s a football team looking for a nose tackle.

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    wongo  22 days ago

    Snot gonna be easy to find just the right job.

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    Smeagol  22 days ago

    He wants to get into Rhinoplasty.

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    tom494  22 days ago

    Funny, funny, funny

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    mindjob  22 days ago

    He’s been running all over town

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    sobrown51  22 days ago

    His last job stunk.

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    cuzinron47  22 days ago

    I don’t think so, he’s too nosy.

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    KEA  22 days ago

    detective?

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    wildlandwaters  22 days ago

    “Big nose!”… (think Roxanne with Steve Martin… lol!!)

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    WRONGNAME  22 days ago

    Great hire. Will keep his nose to the grindstone.

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    gopher gofer  22 days ago

    he’s nosing around to see what’s available…

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