when I can’t sleep, I just listen to easy-listening, relaxing, instrumental music (CD or YouTube… if the former is set on “repeat all” mode or if the latter is 24/7 or about eight hours long)
Their night clothes are still on, so nothing romantic happened between yesterday’s strip and today’s. Frank started going on and on about stuff and bored Nancy to sleep.
This gag would have worked better if Luann had been telling it to Bernice through the bedroom wall and Bernice responds with loud snoring. Kind if like a reversion to Luann’s tape recorded diary comments. This strip is supposed to be about Luann and here Greg is passing up a perfectly good gag for Luann.
I love listening to SWR Aktuell, the news station from Baden-Württemberg. The babble in German takes me back to when I lived Europe and when I had a second language…
Frank, you must empty your mind if you want to sleep. It’s not easy at first but stick with it and soon you can be asleep in minutes. My only problem is 6 hours later I have to wander down the hall to the bathroom. The past week I’ve been averaging 5.5 hours sleep a night.Last night I got 7 hours!
“Gentle Jesus, meek and mild. Look upon this little child. Pity my simplicity and suffer me to come to thee. Amen. God bless Insert family members names here And all our friends and family. In Jesus’ name we pray, amen”
If I want to fall asleep, I try to read something by William Faulkner. Usually I am out before I get through 4 or 5 pages. Man that dude was long winded.
Alternatively, Frank could also try knocking back a couple stiff doubles of his fave adult beverage about an hour before bedtime but that could become habit forming pretty quickly and would also set a poor example in such a family oriented strip ;)
Looks like Frank grew up with parents who loved to scare him to death. Poor Frank! Let’s hope watching Nancy while she sleeps isn’t a cause of envy for him, but of love ♡.
Don’t understand parents back then. If you want the kid to go to bed and fall asleep fast, it is not a good idea to speak of dying in bed or tell of monsters hiding under the bed. Kind of defeats the purpose of getting peace and quiet for the parents.
It’s bad theology and scary! Almost as bad as telling kids an old man that lives far away “sees them when they are sleeping……knows when they are awake”……..more creepy than anything! : )
First, it’s aggravating how easy people reading this strip for years seem to forget the practice that Sunday strips are independent is confusing? Frank is just making one of his wry observations, mildly funny. Maybe that Nancy and Frank are drawn in bed is confusing? Remember the babe is his, all that really matters.
We changed the bedtime prayer years ago for our kids. Now its, Now I lay me down to sleep I pray the Lord my soul to keep, send happy dreams and near me stay until another happy day.
This is a pretty old gag but still true. I’m sure many children of Frank’s generation have this same fear!!!!! I was taught this little prayer and I still say it before bed. It actually gives me a lot of comfort. And I remember that old saying as well. None of it ever really bothered me and these days it reminds me of my unique Appalachian family. Today’s strip made me smile. Sweet dreams, Frank!!!!! Don’t worry about a thing.
…yeah, well MY mother ended our day with “Here comes a candle to light you to bed, and here comes a CHOPPER to CHOP OFF YOUR HEAD!”Funny that she would use that one, being Ukrainian she didn’t know it as a child, but learned it from my paternal grandmother after she got married. We also got the Baba Yaga stories, as well as the old style Grimm stories with the all the blood and deaths involved. We grew up fine. Don’t worry so much.
The font size on the “Z” should be at 72. One of the best but funniest Army first sergeants I ever worked with was absolutely convinced his second wife divorced him because of his snoring. Out in the field you could find his position by just the noise.
Frank and his self-absorbed personality is boring to Nancy. I wonder if he ever considers talking about someone or something other than himself? ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
it’s funny in it’s own way…… lots of people have trouble getting to sleep for numerous reasons; his is from childhood memories that happen at his bedtime that have lasted into adulthood.
We will probably be back to Gunther and Bets on Monday. He needed a week to sew the pirate costumes for Bets. Frank and Nancy were just to fill the gap.
Considering how long they’ve been married I suspect this isn’t the first time Frank has told Nancy this story (which may be one reason she fell asleep).
My mother taught us a prayer that was written by her mother. Grandma didn’t like the reference to dying so she wrote her own. I still remember it.
Dear Father in Heaven. Be beside me in the light, close beside me all the night. Keep me gentle, kind and true and do what Mother tells me to. Help and cheer me when I fret and please forgive me when I forget. God bless (insert names here). Amen.
When is Gunther going to decide he’s had it with Bets’ Instagram obsession? You’re just a prop, Guns, ‘cause it’s all about Bets, Bets, Bets. And does anyone besides me totally disbelieve this whole story line?
haunting tune about a hard drinking woman, and her choices
WASTED LADIES
GLEN MASSO, GEORGE BARKER ( RIP), JOEL PIRARD
YOU COME TO ME FOR A CHANGE GRAY, WHILE IN THE FAST LANEYOU REASON, YOU’RE YOUNG WITH ENERGY TO BURN BUT’S NOW, IT’S NOW YOU FIND YOUR LIFE AT A CRITICAL TURN
THERE YOU STAND, YOUR HEAD IN YOUR HAND YOUR EYES TELL ME OF YOUR HEARTACHE AND PAIN BOTTLE BY YOUR SIDE, YOU CARRY IT WITH PRIDE DRINK YOUR SIP FROM THE SKIES WASTED, WASTED
YOUR FRIENDS ALL SAY, YOU’RE GOING THE WRONG WAY BUT YOUR TOO BUSY WITH YOUR COUNTRY ATTIRE OH YOU’R ROLLING TIME, SUCH A WASTE, NOT YOUR STYLE
OH WHERE’ YA GOING? OH YOU’RE CRYING
INSTRUMENTAL
YOU DON’T KNOW WHERE YOU STAND, OR WHERE YOU GO ALL YOUR FRIENDS THEY SAY YOU GAVE YOUR ALLAND I DON’T KNOW WHAT YOU WANT, OR UNDERSTAND YOUR HEARTWASTED YEAH YOU’VE NO WHERE ELSE TO GO
OH WHERE’ YA GOING? OH YOU’RE CRYING
(George died in 2000. I did not even know. I recorded this song, ( all me) because he and I did some extensive retooling of it in OUR band, from Glen’s music. We had had a falling out and lost touch, but he and Glen stayed in touch and had played together before, for years. George was an amazing guitarist. But he was hell bent on self destruction, died of liver disease in his 40’s. You loved him and hated him at the same time, but a sweet guy and never mean. In many ways a better man than me) These words are his and mine based on a girl we knew.
Templo S.U.D. over 3 years ago
when I can’t sleep, I just listen to easy-listening, relaxing, instrumental music (CD or YouTube… if the former is set on “repeat all” mode or if the latter is 24/7 or about eight hours long)
Prescott_Philosopher over 3 years ago
I’m sorry, even Luann’s messy bedroom is funnier than today’s strip.
Airman over 3 years ago
They’ve switched sides, but are still in bed. Good omen
Caldonia over 3 years ago
I thought Nancy was helping him sleep, based on the other night. Now look, he’s bored her to sleep. There’s just no progress.
Joe1962 over 3 years ago
Frank crank up the music it will put you to sleep.
kenhense over 3 years ago
So we had a Sunday cartoon all week, including this Sunday.
pamanddante214 over 3 years ago
My rosary puts me to sleep every night.
oldwolf1951 over 3 years ago
That is a very pretty picture of Mrs. DeGroot though.
Willow Mt Lyon over 3 years ago
Their night clothes are still on, so nothing romantic happened between yesterday’s strip and today’s. Frank started going on and on about stuff and bored Nancy to sleep.
Rhetorical_Question over 3 years ago
Wake up- Frank! You are Too old to believe in the Bogeyman. So, what is your current excuse?
beb01 over 3 years ago
This gag would have worked better if Luann had been telling it to Bernice through the bedroom wall and Bernice responds with loud snoring. Kind if like a reversion to Luann’s tape recorded diary comments. This strip is supposed to be about Luann and here Greg is passing up a perfectly good gag for Luann.
Brdshtt Premium Member over 3 years ago
Now I lay me down to sleep, bag of peanuts at my feet. If I die before I wake, you’ll know I died of tummy ache.
ronaldspence over 3 years ago
That does not look like Nancy though…and p.s. not a great prayer to teach kids…Frank has a point, don’t know how funny it is but it is a point…
Rhetorical_Question over 3 years ago
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Cheapskate0 over 3 years ago
I love listening to SWR Aktuell, the news station from Baden-Württemberg. The babble in German takes me back to when I lived Europe and when I had a second language…
blunebottle over 3 years ago
Sounds like he came from a pretty normal family.
momofalex7 over 3 years ago
Different night, different pajamas.
wiatr over 3 years ago
Frank, you must empty your mind if you want to sleep. It’s not easy at first but stick with it and soon you can be asleep in minutes. My only problem is 6 hours later I have to wander down the hall to the bathroom. The past week I’ve been averaging 5.5 hours sleep a night.Last night I got 7 hours!
M4kh41 over 3 years ago
MY parents would make me say this.
“Gentle Jesus, meek and mild. Look upon this little child. Pity my simplicity and suffer me to come to thee. Amen. God bless Insert family members names here And all our friends and family. In Jesus’ name we pray, amen”
Panufo over 3 years ago
This is how I put my wife to sleep.
TampaFanatic1 over 3 years ago
If I want to fall asleep, I try to read something by William Faulkner. Usually I am out before I get through 4 or 5 pages. Man that dude was long winded.
Alternatively, Frank could also try knocking back a couple stiff doubles of his fave adult beverage about an hour before bedtime but that could become habit forming pretty quickly and would also set a poor example in such a family oriented strip ;)oldcomicsfan over 3 years ago
That prayer used to scare me when I was a little kid….I didn’t want to pray about possibly dying!! I refused to teach it to my own kid.
Aladar30 Premium Member over 3 years ago
Looks like Frank grew up with parents who loved to scare him to death. Poor Frank! Let’s hope watching Nancy while she sleeps isn’t a cause of envy for him, but of love ♡.
dcdete. over 3 years ago
Don’t understand parents back then. If you want the kid to go to bed and fall asleep fast, it is not a good idea to speak of dying in bed or tell of monsters hiding under the bed. Kind of defeats the purpose of getting peace and quiet for the parents.
flatempest over 3 years ago
Say your prayers like you did when you were a child.
DebUSNRet over 3 years ago
Yes, my parents did the exact same…except for the boogyman.
janellee over 3 years ago
It’s bad theology and scary! Almost as bad as telling kids an old man that lives far away “sees them when they are sleeping……knows when they are awake”……..more creepy than anything! : )
ctolson over 3 years ago
Yesterday Frank was on the right side of the bed.
luann1212 over 3 years ago
First, it’s aggravating how easy people reading this strip for years seem to forget the practice that Sunday strips are independent is confusing? Frank is just making one of his wry observations, mildly funny. Maybe that Nancy and Frank are drawn in bed is confusing? Remember the babe is his, all that really matters.
Michael G. over 3 years ago
Wake her up! That’ll certainly help!
MarieKovar over 3 years ago
We changed the bedtime prayer years ago for our kids. Now its, Now I lay me down to sleep I pray the Lord my soul to keep, send happy dreams and near me stay until another happy day.
eladee AKA Wally over 3 years ago
This is a pretty old gag but still true. I’m sure many children of Frank’s generation have this same fear!!!!! I was taught this little prayer and I still say it before bed. It actually gives me a lot of comfort. And I remember that old saying as well. None of it ever really bothered me and these days it reminds me of my unique Appalachian family. Today’s strip made me smile. Sweet dreams, Frank!!!!! Don’t worry about a thing.
jadoo823 over 3 years ago
…yeah, well MY mother ended our day with “Here comes a candle to light you to bed, and here comes a CHOPPER to CHOP OFF YOUR HEAD!”Funny that she would use that one, being Ukrainian she didn’t know it as a child, but learned it from my paternal grandmother after she got married. We also got the Baba Yaga stories, as well as the old style Grimm stories with the all the blood and deaths involved. We grew up fine. Don’t worry so much.
noahproblem over 3 years ago
Either that or it was the pie and ice cream (if Frank ever found it) .
Cincoflex over 3 years ago
Wasn’t Nancy on the other side of the bed in the earlier strip?
bagholder5150 over 3 years ago
And they switched sides of the bed from yesterday’s strip… Hmmm…
sueb1863 over 3 years ago
Some versions have two more lines:
If I should live for other days,I pray thee, Lord, to guide my ways.
EasyEight over 3 years ago
The font size on the “Z” should be at 72. One of the best but funniest Army first sergeants I ever worked with was absolutely convinced his second wife divorced him because of his snoring. Out in the field you could find his position by just the noise.
Cornelius Robinson Premium Member over 3 years ago
Frank, you need pie and ice cream to sleep well tonight
comic reader 22 over 3 years ago
Frank and his self-absorbed personality is boring to Nancy. I wonder if he ever considers talking about someone or something other than himself? ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
j.l.farmer over 3 years ago
it’s funny in it’s own way…… lots of people have trouble getting to sleep for numerous reasons; his is from childhood memories that happen at his bedtime that have lasted into adulthood.
locake over 3 years ago
We will probably be back to Gunther and Bets on Monday. He needed a week to sew the pirate costumes for Bets. Frank and Nancy were just to fill the gap.
Natarose over 3 years ago
sounds like a low dose of Melatonin would work wonders for Frank.
CaptAmerica11 over 3 years ago
Yesterday, they were on opposite sides of the bed. Does this mean they swap sides every night?
anonymooseandsquirrel Premium Member over 3 years ago
Too true and too funny!
alexius23 over 3 years ago
Well, you put her asleep…
raybarb44 over 3 years ago
I put my wife to sleep also when I talk at night…….
huew over 3 years ago
Frank dominates both today’s strip and “Luann Againn”.
Decepticomic over 3 years ago
Or cuz you have conversations with yourself at night. I can relate. After all, I’ve always appreciated intelligent conversation.
kauri44 over 3 years ago
Considering how long they’ve been married I suspect this isn’t the first time Frank has told Nancy this story (which may be one reason she fell asleep).
Jan C over 3 years ago
My mother taught us a prayer that was written by her mother. Grandma didn’t like the reference to dying so she wrote her own. I still remember it.
Dear Father in Heaven. Be beside me in the light, close beside me all the night. Keep me gentle, kind and true and do what Mother tells me to. Help and cheer me when I fret and please forgive me when I forget. God bless (insert names here). Amen.
cmxx over 3 years ago
My dad used to say, “Night-night, sleep tight, Merry Christmas, Happy New Year, Cheerio!” It always made me smile.
CoreyTaylor1 over 3 years ago
I always thought Frank as a child would be more scared of hearing “The British Are Coming!”
Ellis97 over 3 years ago
I have trouble getting to sleep because of all the noise.
STACEY MARSHALL Premium Member over 3 years ago
And I pray for the bedbugs to bite the bogeyman instead of me!
bakana over 3 years ago
Yeah. Scare the cr#p out of the kids, then wonder why they keep waking up with Nightmares.
overtherainbow over 3 years ago
I remember Dad saying, “From ghoulies and ghosties and long-legged beasties, and things that go bump in the night, may the good Lord protect us.”
Sisyphos over 3 years ago
You talk too much, Frank! Just allow your mind to wander….
Mayor Snorkum over 3 years ago
When is Gunther going to decide he’s had it with Bets’ Instagram obsession? You’re just a prop, Guns, ‘cause it’s all about Bets, Bets, Bets. And does anyone besides me totally disbelieve this whole story line?
GaryR46953 over 3 years ago
I feel sorry for the paid subscribers. Half the comics are day old.
Terminal Frost Premium Member over 3 years ago
We have all known this girl:
https://soundcloud.com/jpirard_1999/wasted-ladies
haunting tune about a hard drinking woman, and her choices
WASTED LADIES
GLEN MASSO, GEORGE BARKER ( RIP), JOEL PIRARD
YOU COME TO ME FOR A CHANGE GRAY, WHILE IN THE FAST LANEYOU REASON, YOU’RE YOUNG WITH ENERGY TO BURN BUT’S NOW, IT’S NOW YOU FIND YOUR LIFE AT A CRITICAL TURN
THERE YOU STAND, YOUR HEAD IN YOUR HAND YOUR EYES TELL ME OF YOUR HEARTACHE AND PAIN BOTTLE BY YOUR SIDE, YOU CARRY IT WITH PRIDE DRINK YOUR SIP FROM THE SKIES WASTED, WASTED
YOUR FRIENDS ALL SAY, YOU’RE GOING THE WRONG WAY BUT YOUR TOO BUSY WITH YOUR COUNTRY ATTIRE OH YOU’R ROLLING TIME, SUCH A WASTE, NOT YOUR STYLE
OH WHERE’ YA GOING? OH YOU’RE CRYING
INSTRUMENTAL
YOU DON’T KNOW WHERE YOU STAND, OR WHERE YOU GO ALL YOUR FRIENDS THEY SAY YOU GAVE YOUR ALLAND I DON’T KNOW WHAT YOU WANT, OR UNDERSTAND YOUR HEARTWASTED YEAH YOU’VE NO WHERE ELSE TO GO
OH WHERE’ YA GOING? OH YOU’RE CRYING
(George died in 2000. I did not even know. I recorded this song, ( all me) because he and I did some extensive retooling of it in OUR band, from Glen’s music. We had had a falling out and lost touch, but he and Glen stayed in touch and had played together before, for years. George was an amazing guitarist. But he was hell bent on self destruction, died of liver disease in his 40’s. You loved him and hated him at the same time, but a sweet guy and never mean. In many ways a better man than me) These words are his and mine based on a girl we knew.
57BelAir over 3 years ago
They switch sides of the bed? Yesterday she was on the right.