Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for November 30, 2017

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    dadoctah  almost 7 years ago

    Didn’t Letterman do something like this once? How many guys in Santa suits can you get into a bar?

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    Superfrog  almost 7 years ago

    They know which bars are naughty and which are nice.

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    gmartin997  almost 7 years ago

    Why? Little kids aren’t allowed in the bar, and you already know about Santa.

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    tripwire45  almost 7 years ago

    Actually, I think it would be funny.

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    NeedaChuckle Premium Member almost 7 years ago

    I always loved the santas in the bar on Married With Children, LOL!

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    Linguist  almost 7 years ago

    That’s the problem with being Santa. You can’t sneak away for a quiet drink someplace, without being recognized.

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    sandpiper  almost 7 years ago

    and in some cases, chastised by the far right . . . er . . . or is that far left. Oh well, guess it depends how many you’ve had.

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    Rostaman21  almost 7 years ago

    Maybe they could write that Claus into their contract.

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    Ignatz Premium Member almost 7 years ago

    Where is Art Carney?

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    rdav1248961 Premium Member almost 7 years ago

    Reminds me of Santa Con.

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    sarah413 Premium Member almost 7 years ago

    The key word in all of this is “stagger.”

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    For a Just and Peaceful World  almost 7 years ago

    There are still malls?

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    dukedoug  almost 7 years ago

    It’s not just Rudolph that will have a red nose.

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    wirepunchr  almost 7 years ago

    They would still stagger back to the job.

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    loveabulldesign  almost 7 years ago

    This is a pretty white Christmas scene….

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    Ermine Notyours  almost 7 years ago

    Someone also needs to figure out how to stagger American Airlines pilot vacation times.

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    paullp Premium Member almost 7 years ago

    Are they allowed to drink or even being seen in a pub while in uniform? Many organizations whose members wear uniforms prohibit those things.

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    David Rickard Premium Member almost 7 years ago

    It’s a Yule tide!

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    JudyAz  almost 7 years ago

    Many years ago I heard a reading of “Santa Claus is Coming to Town” read in a threatening tone as if by a gangster. I have been unsuccessfully trying to find that – anyone here ever heard it?

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    Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo]  almost 7 years ago

    Zagmuk, which literally means “beginning of the year”, is a Mesopotamian festival celebrating the New Year. The feast fell in March or April1 and lasted about 12 days.2 It celebrates the triumph of Marduk, the patron deity of Babylon, over the forces of Chaos, symbolized in later times by Tiamat. The battle between Marduk and Chaos lasts 12 days, as does the festival of Zagmuk. In Uruk the festival was associated with the god An, the Sumerian god of the night sky. Both are essentially equivalent in all respects to the Akkadian “Akitu” festival. In some variations, Marduk is slain by Tiamat and resurrected on the vernal equinox.3 Wikipedia::https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zagmuk

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    Caribena  almost 7 years ago

    There are 11 malls nearby?

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    William Bednar Premium Member almost 7 years ago

    Attack of the “Santa Clones”?

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    johnec  almost 7 years ago

    All those Santas and no helpers?! – are the elves all down at the “alternative” bar?

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    mark.rawlins  almost 7 years ago

    Hey can anyone send me the big sigh little sigh one of these? Few years old…

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    Kind&Kinder  almost 7 years ago

    A phalanx of pissed-on Santas. Every bar’s wet dream!

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    pantograph  almost 7 years ago

    It’s hard being St. Nick these days without the cigarette ad revenue.

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    bsands3  almost 7 years ago

    They sure look grumpy.

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