Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for November 17, 2022

Mom will be so proud.

And possibly longer, if the guards catching selling drugs to the other inmates again.

A stable address, 3 meals a day, and free medical care. It’s all how you frame it.

Although they can raise your rent.

Downside: No choice of roommates and their notion of “play.”

Sounds like Trump.

“Top of the world, Ma!”

Picture Trump in this ’toon.

That’s the great thing about robbing a bank. Whether you get caught or not, you’re financially set for at least the next decade.

Giving up one’s freedom for prosperity and comfort and security. That’s exactly what Austrians did in the 1930s. Then one day, they woke up and the swastika was flying in the town square.

I’m paraphrasing Maria von Trapp in her address to a private group in the 1970’s.

But please send money to put on my account to use at the commissary

In Japan -

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/stories-47033704

For the GQP and Tories this to consider – You steal a few food items because your family is hungry or because you cannot pay your parking fines because your 2 or 3 jobs still do not provide the liquid income to pay for off street parking and you end up in jail. Happens all the time. You go to Club Fed? Nope. You get to go to This Property and These People Are Condemned. You rip off a few millions or hoard a bunch of papers that do not belong to you but other businesses or governments might be quite interested in. Do you see a day in jail even at the Club Fed level? Ha! Actual crimes should get punished but punishment without a way to turn your life around is little more than torture. Harsh punishment for petty crimes is torture and no punishment for traitors and grifters is the GQP idea of a free pass

Bitterly ironic.

It could be worse. He could be expected to actually work for a living.

All thanks to an email from a Nigerian Prince!

Three hots & a cot. It’s the good life. Beats living on the street…

No orange hair so not sure what’s happening here. plus I don’t see any secret service agents protecting him, which is another expense. lol on conjugal visits. Abomination in she hulk had 7-8 groupies and yes he has a better hair cut but wowo.

Did you hear about the guy who committed a crime to go to jail to get away from his wife? They convicted him, then gave him house arrest. :)

Orange Hair sent Steve Bannon in first to make sure it’s safe for him/

So that’s what Donnie looks like without his wig.

A friend of mine died of “free medical care” in Solano.

rump’s mom is not still living. He must be addressing the 5 kids he had with 3 different wives, all of whom he cheated on.

When he gets out, he’s going to be a political speech writer.

And all on the government’s payroll.

7 years w/ good behavior

he is a good momma’s boy

It’s the Return Address that he’ll have to do the most “Spinning” on.

More like regains his crown. He lost it momentarily when he wasn’t able to spin his way out of a conviction.

Secure is for sure. 3 hots and a cot? There are lots who have not. But Soap-on-a-Rope may be his best hope.

So much winning. I’m tired of so much winning. Nobody has ever seen so much winning.

Three hots and a cot.