Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for January 08, 2024

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    willispate  11 months ago

    at least it’s a plan her family can actually approve of.

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    sirbadger  11 months ago

    You can fly a private jet to an “Outlaw Private Jets” convention.

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    joegee  11 months ago

    I’m certain that she’ll achieve fortune with a great plan…and then up in a cell block in the same prison as Sam Bankman-Fried.

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    Scorpio Premium Member 11 months ago

    See, It’s that pesky caring about something. If she just wants money tossed at her without caring. There is always a SuperPAC

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    fuzzbucket Premium Member 11 months ago

    She cares about intercepting a few tons of that money.

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    Sanspareil  11 months ago

    She cares about herself, which is sorta selflessly but more selfishly, so she can pretend to be the former and rake in the $$$$ with no problem!

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    mischugenah  11 months ago

    I bet she could get into supporting a horse rescue.

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    comic4matt  11 months ago

    She could go with grifting. Pretty similar, without the caring part…

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    some idiot from R'lyeh Premium Member 11 months ago

    I believe the money part is desirable but not necessary for activism.

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    LeslieBark  11 months ago

    Selfless people actually care. Selfish people pretend to care. Both types will spend the money on the thing they really care about.

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    Carl  Premium Member 11 months ago

    And if you start a private charitable foundation you can avoid taxes and pocket a chunk of the money that flows through.

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    sandpiper  11 months ago

    She’s just following the historical record of millions of sharps, with pols being near the top ‘earners’.

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    PraiseofFolly  11 months ago

    I suspect there is a Danae spokes-girl infomercial sliding along this story arc …

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    Tradewinds309  11 months ago

    No, Danae, become an influencer instead. Then instead of asking for donations, you collect money from marketing networks by endorsing products.

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    erniebob51  11 months ago

    she just needs trump university to hone her grifting skills

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    steveconkey2003  11 months ago

    Another SJW is born.

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    Geophyzz  11 months ago

    A good time to remember Terry Fox.

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    Redd Panda  11 months ago

    Danae could get into politics. People don’t expect too much from politicians.

    Maybe get a guitar and write a few songs?

    “♫ Sittin’ on a rock by the bay ♫ wastin’ time ♫

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    MollyCat  11 months ago

    Actually, she didn’t specify “selflessly”, only Lucy did.

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    wolfgang73  11 months ago

    Hey it worked for the Kardashians

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    mindjob  11 months ago

    Save the banana slugs. Only UCSC cares about them

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    KEA  11 months ago

    she could always start a church

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    christelisbetty  11 months ago

    Start a movement….Make Maine Great Again.

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    Radish...   11 months ago

    Head of the anti booger brained boy committee.

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    Mike Baldwin creator 11 months ago

    And at the expense of everything else in your life. Gosh, where do I sign up?

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    Jason Allen  11 months ago

    Danae would be suited to be a conman pretending to be an activist.

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    dbradway1  11 months ago

    I’ve mentioned this before, but a horse is not a good house pet.

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    GiantShetlandPony  11 months ago

    The deceivingly named Mom’s for Liberty have proven that you don’t have to pick a selfless cause. Just a name for your group that sounds good.

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    leemorse9777  11 months ago

    Run for office or sell trading cards with your picture on them. Seems to work for some people.

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    [Unnamed Reader - 14b4ce]  11 months ago

    He cause will be to abolish the “Letter Grading System” in schools

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    keenanthelibrarian  11 months ago

    Danae’s answer to (just about) everything – “Yeah .. but what’s in it for me?” or, as we say down here “Yeah .. nah!”

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    jvscanlan Premium Member 11 months ago

    Not at all . . . Look at the Koch brothers

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    Bilan  11 months ago

    When the charity rating board sees Danae’s name on the 501( C)(3) form, the rating will be an automatic Zero.

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    mistercatworks  11 months ago

    Fighting against global climate change is the most selfish thing you can do. You’re going to be living here.

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    wordsmeet  4 months ago

    Spoken like a certain free-speech absolutist. [snicker]

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