Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for January 06, 2013
Transcript:
Man: Excuse me, but are you the cartoonist who made fun of polka music a while back? Stephan: I guess. Who are you? Man: E.O.R. Rat: Eeyore? Man: E.O.R...easily offended reader. Stephan: Well, what's wrong with making fun of polka music? Man: Polish people pay polka music...it's offensive to Polish people. Stephan: But I didn't even mention Polish people...what if I just make fun of accordions? Man: Polish people play accordions. Still offensive. Stephan: What if I just make fun of music? Man: Polish people play music. Man: Ohmygawd...fine..I'll make fun of...uh...tetherball! Is that okay with you?? Man: No. Stephan: What now? Man: It has a pole. Could be viewed as a veiled reference. Rat: I say go ahead and make fun of Polish people. Stephan: I give up. Man: Hey, make fun of Russians. Now they've got it coming.
Arbitrary almost 12 years ago
Alexikakos: Look up Eeyore. I find it sad you apparently never were exposed to Winnie the Pooh.
imbaldeagle almost 12 years ago
I think that’s rushin’ to judgment.
SusanSunshine Premium Member almost 12 years ago
Of course it’s offensive to polish people!
But why would anybody want to polish people?
I mean, sure, anybody would make fun of shiny people, after somebody polishes them….
Proginoskes almost 12 years ago
Who else was expecting a pun at the end of the strip?
jazzmoose almost 12 years ago
Oh, bother.
Rodney99 almost 12 years ago
No one can offend you without your permission.
juicebruce almost 12 years ago
Communication without a mouth……………..
Coyoty Premium Member almost 12 years ago
Nothing personal to Polish people. Pastis easily offends everyone.
vwdualnomand almost 12 years ago
those people who want an united europe from the atlantic to the urals, they have to overcome some hostilities. poles and russians, french and germans, germans and greeks. etc…
Plods with ...™ almost 12 years ago
Good thing there aren’t too many EOR’s. Who’d read this strip?
Peabody-Martini almost 12 years ago
A lot of Mexican pop music is based on polka, so there.
Togki&Goom almost 12 years ago
Thank goodness Pastis didn’t ban pole dancing also.
flagfly almost 12 years ago
Andy…LANGUAGE!!!
pschearer Premium Member almost 12 years ago
I’m told Poles visiting America don’t understand why Polish-Americans are still dancing to music that passed out of fashion a century ago. (That would be about the time my Polish grandparents arrived here.)
Nebulous Premium Member almost 12 years ago
I’m offended by the political content of this strip.The suggestion that the Democrats(donkeys) can only win elections by following the will of the electorate through the polls.While the Republicans(rats) lost by offending the polls.-——Yeah, it’s a stretch, but it makes as much sense as most political commentary.
Cajtri87 almost 12 years ago
Why in the world would you find that offensive? Attaturk was just a man. Not God or anything like that. Just a friggin’ man. To bad if the Turks found it offensive. People are way too sensitive these days.
rshive almost 12 years ago
There’s an E.O.R. behind every tree, it seems.
Kathy Freeman almost 12 years ago
Maybe he ’s an ass.
Greyhame almost 12 years ago
What ever happened to “sticks and stones…”Vaudeville was the great uniter because they spread the laughs around. When you share laughing at each other, you learn to laugh at yourself.
Vonne Anton almost 12 years ago
Sticks and stones can break your bones, but words will never….oh, wait, words can hurt a lot….um, I think I prefer the sticks and stones, actually.-Frankly, everything about this strip and all the comments are offensive, including mine! And I sorta’ like it that way. LOL everybody, even when you’re mad!
Carl Rennhack Premium Member almost 12 years ago
I’m not touching any of today’s comments with a six foot pole. My friend Stanislaus, who IS a six foot Pole, also won’t touch them!
Number Three almost 12 years ago
I think Stephan’s comic puns are really funny and gives me laughs every day.
This one is an example…
In my opinion… It’s one of the best I’ve read so far.
xxx
corzak almost 12 years ago
I’m half-Polish so I know this:Q: Why don’t they have Christmas in Poland?A: They can’t find three wise men and a virgin.
ame_baby almost 12 years ago
I freekin love this strip so much!! Equally Offensive Reading!!!!!
Packratjohn Premium Member almost 12 years ago
My llamas are offended that someone would give a llama a Turkish name. Everyone knows llamas are South American!
zianrocks2468 almost 12 years ago
Oh vey…
Caltex almost 12 years ago
Polka music is mainly czech and german stuff (bavarian october fest, you get it?). has really nothing in common with polish… ow, boy… this strip has got boring long time ago…
corzak almost 12 years ago
Right now I’m enjoying my Polish breakfast of kielbasa and sauerkraut. Maybe some pierogi. I’m saving the pig knuckles for lunch.
boogshine almost 12 years ago
True Pollacks would not be offended.
boogshine almost 12 years ago
Yes! Thank you for a Pollack joke. At least SOMEBODY gets it.
boogshine almost 12 years ago
Yes! Polish people love Pollack jokes and are offended by the climate of political correctness that ruins everything.
daveoverpar almost 12 years ago
In the last scene Pastis is referring to the French.
Moishe3rd almost 12 years ago
There was a sort of pun at the end – “The Russians are coming…”And, I wonder why Mr. Pastis didn’t use Arabs or Muslims instead of Russians. Based on all evidence, they appear to qualify as E.O.R.‘s. I believe it has been called the Religion of Perpetual Outrage.Oh well. I suppose even an outrageous humorist such as Mr. Pastis has the right to value his own life and not offend the real Eyore’s….
Terminusvitae almost 12 years ago
E.O.R. = John Q. Public, in a nutshell.
tigre1again almost 12 years ago
Polish women are GREAT.
Rickapolis almost 12 years ago
My guess is that he got some ignorant letters from the ignoratti.
Ermine Notyours almost 12 years ago
Stephen: Disney lawyer on line 2. And here’s a picture of me in Eeyore ears. I haven’t found a tail yet.
Ed Kwasniewski Premium Member almost 12 years ago
NOT being an E.O.R. and a Polish type person to boot I thought the cartoon hilarious. Thank you!
Thehag almost 12 years ago
My first week at a new job I silently dubbed one of the guys ‘Eyore’ and 6 months later he more than fits the nickname. Thanks to this I now have a picture of droopy ears to keep quiet about too.
Spooky D Cat almost 12 years ago
There’s a Polish sausage restaurant chain in Baltimore named Polak Johnny’s. Mmmmmmm…Polish sausage….
7500edg almost 12 years ago
Russians are awesome
lunatics_fringe Premium Member almost 12 years ago
Sad but true.:D
ShadowBeast Premium Member almost 12 years ago
That made my day LMAO.
imbaldeagle almost 12 years ago
When I was young (before political correctness) Polish jokes were in fashion, but before long they sorta switched to the dumb Swede flavor. Since I’m part Swede, that was memorable, though I wasn’t offended. I guess I just thought, “Yeah, that’s some other Swede” I suppose that people are selecting some other minority nowadays.
Guard_Duck almost 12 years ago
Did you actually make fun of polka music? And if that guy isnt even polish, he is crazy.
SusanSunshine Premium Member almost 12 years ago
Bubujin… good call!
And GoodQuestion… LOL…. let’s not bring race into this!
jdybka almost 12 years ago
dobja!
SusanSunshine Premium Member almost 12 years ago
Good Question… :)
georgelcsmith almost 12 years ago
I had a job that took me to Poland back when it was still behind the Iron Curtain. Most of the people were very nice, and they told Russian jokes just like Americans told Polish jokes.
massha almost 12 years ago
heh heh polka is not Polish, EOR
jackhs almost 12 years ago
Raisins come from grapes! I get it now…
the burser almost 12 years ago
wow this seems accurate…go ahead Pastis, If i as a Christian can take being made fun of, then so can other things/people.
killacowinWA almost 12 years ago
This is super-political. The message is that Democrats can only get a lead on Republicans by blowing the things Republicans say out of proportion and using other such ridiculous tactics to smear them.
angelfiredragon almost 12 years ago
People CHOOSE to get offended and in this day and age many people CHOOSE to get offended over virtually everything. There is no way possible that anyone can never offend someone. You either have to not care that you offend or stay in your house and not talk to anyone.
Stevec4454 almost 12 years ago
The best comic I have read in a while. Polka dancing still has a strong following and is great.
Stevec4454 almost 12 years ago
Patis should donate the original to the Polish Musuem of America
PTR almost 12 years ago
Quite a discussion we have here… for a 19th century Czech folk dance ;-)
bmw22202 almost 12 years ago
E.O.R is obiously polish
Sisyphos almost 12 years ago
Blackhawk was (originally) Polish. Think about that, you Germans, Russians, and assorted rednecked ruffians….
FrostbiteFalls about 2 years ago
I was hoping this would be one that would confuse Polish (the ethnicity) with polish (brightening silver or other metals), like I once did long ago at the county fair. I was riding the ferris wheel and looked down to one of the food vendors which sold Polish sausage. I honestly thought it said pah-lish instead of pole-ish. (Sausage that’s polished? Huh?)