Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for September 19, 2023

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    BE THIS GUY  over 1 year ago

    Stick it next to your participation trophy you got in the third grade.

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    C  over 1 year ago

    Participation trophies for all the snowflakes who thought about doing something!

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    BasilBruce  over 1 year ago

    Frankly, I hate it when people just give out awards to everybody, because it’s demeaning to the ones who tried the hardest. You might as well call them “Don’t Bother” awards.

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    DennisinSeattle  over 1 year ago

    Sometimes I could use one of those.

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    carlsonbob  over 1 year ago

    Kind of like participation trophies.

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    blunebottle  over 1 year ago

    I like the way Pig thinks.

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    Cornelius Noodleman  over 1 year ago

    My brother has an Honorary Human Certificate.

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    iggyman  over 1 year ago

    Take every day, one day at a time!

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    carlosrivers  over 1 year ago

    The thing about participation awards is that each kid that has one knows full well that’s all they are, a nice reminder of the activity they did. Every kid. I asked some neighborhood kids about this. It’s the adults that are “triggered” through their insecurities and memories of whatever failure they’ve had as youths…grow up people and let the kids have their memories

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    Gent  over 1 year ago

    Eh is there certificate of achivement for getting highest number of picanic baskets?

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    markkahler52  over 1 year ago

    One coupon also, for a free hug and a $1 coffee from Starbucks…

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    win.45mag  over 1 year ago

    These days, that’s no small achievement

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    some idiot from R'lyeh Premium Member over 1 year ago

    A necessary but not necessarily sufficient condition for any bigger achievements.

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    Acworthless  over 1 year ago

    With the spread of government-sponsored euthanasia and the push to use it, remaining breathing for 24 hours might actually become an achievement worth celebrating in the near future.

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    mickjam  over 1 year ago

    I miss the crocs.

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    That Nerdy Dude  over 1 year ago

    Pig is underrated

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    Ellis97  over 1 year ago

    Pig has created a new way to celebrate mediocrity.

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    phritzg Premium Member over 1 year ago

    You also get a Congratulations Certificate if you didn’t make it through the day. It’s because you made the world a better place, either by your actions, or because the world is better off without you in it.

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    bittenbyknittin  over 1 year ago

    I used to think that most of us were just doing the best we can. Now I’m not so sure.

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    Stocky One  over 1 year ago

    … said the microscopist.

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    Out of the Past  over 1 year ago

    A Harvard degree.

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    DaBump Premium Member over 1 year ago

    Ummmm. No.

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    Goat from PBS  over 1 year ago

    One day at a time. That’s how I live my life, but I do not want a certificate for it. That’s kind of stupid.

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    mindjob  over 1 year ago

    If you get one every day, soon you’ll have enough to wallpaper your entire house

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    PastorJayMo  over 1 year ago

    And they wonder why so many people do the minimum.

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    Serial Pedant  over 1 year ago

    Better a snowflake than a lump of coal.

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    kittygatos  over 1 year ago

    It does diminish the impact/status if you have 12 valedictorians instead of 1. But if I go through one whole day eating healthy all day I want some reward. I used to tape a dollar bill to my bath mirror…

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    Paul D Premium Member over 1 year ago

    I would appreciate one. At my age, just waking up in the morning is an accomplishment.

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    rossevrymn  over 1 year ago

    This piece could be construed politically as one of those “Everyone Gits a Trophy” piece. If I commented on it from that slant, what would el controllee, P.W. write?:

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    rmercer Premium Member over 1 year ago

    If you croak before midnight, your heirs have to give it back…

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    General Trelane (Ret.) Premium Member over 1 year ago

    I want one !

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    Count Olaf Premium Member over 1 year ago

    College diplomas in a lot of fields are just as “useful” and a lot more expensive. Like, who is going to open a Philosophy store?

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    monya_43  over 1 year ago

    We see that Rat accepted the certificate. Even he likes to be noticed and apprehended. He doesn’t degrade Pig for possibly being insincere.

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    LaughterIsJoyMuliplied  over 1 year ago

    At my age getting up in the morning….

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    robwalt Premium Member over 1 year ago

    I think there is some profound wisdom in the final panel…

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    mpolo11 Premium Member over 1 year ago

    A for effort!

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    Bilan  over 1 year ago

    Some of us make it through another day … but just barely.

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    elgrecousa Premium Member over 1 year ago

    Save that for when you get older. Believe me you’ll need it.

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    John Jorgensen  over 1 year ago

    I once issued certificates of achievement to a colleague every time he showed up to work for five full days a week. He was near retirement and determined to burn through sick time and I couldn’t believe how rarely I printed one.

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    justanudderpeeon  over 1 year ago

    After seeing all of the “awards” at my last workplace going to the connected, for sexual favors, nepotism and rump smoochers, I had an epiphany.I would go to work and do my job to the best of my ability everyday.I tried to end my shift with the knowledge I made an impact to the overall operation.Receiving a simple Thank You from my fellow co-workers and my direct superiors was my reward. I see Pig doing this with their fellow person. Good Job, Stephan, Thank You!

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    The Brooklyn Accent Premium Member over 1 year ago

    “I believe I’ve passed the age of consciousness and righteous rage;

    I’ve found that just surviving was a noble fight."

    —W. Joel

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    athikers  over 1 year ago

    …and here you are reading the comics instead of doing something…Bless Your Heart

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    dogday Premium Member over 1 year ago

    Maybe if we 1. weren’t so hyper competitive and 2. didn’t have sky-high expectations of life we wouldn’t need such sad psychotherapy.

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    Sisyphos  over 1 year ago

    Yet another meaningless Certificate of “Achievement” to file along with all of the similar ones sent to me by eager charities and/or causes in anticipation of donations. What fools these mortals be!

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    Ceeg22 Premium Member over 1 year ago

    The day is not over yet

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