Sorry Rat. The Nobel Prize in Physiology or Medicine goes to the two scientists who developed the technology that led to the mRNA Covid vaccines. Now watch the anti-vaxers heads’ explode.
I got an email from the Pulitzer Prize Committee telling me that my romance novel had been nominated. All I had to do was send the entry fee to Nigeria.
The “Washington DC” stop is actually ½ mile across the border in the City of Takoma Park, Maryland, for anyone caring about the facts. It also shares a building with the police Dept, so Rat is advised to skip it.
BE THIS GUY 12 months ago
Find it hard to believe that Rat would pass up the opportunity to take other people’s money.
paulscon 12 months ago
Since Rat is not a truthteller, I think it’s just an excuse not to spend time with Goat.
MathProf2 12 months ago
When did they endow a Sarcasm Prize?
suv2000 12 months ago
Rat is not your friend
B UTTONS 12 months ago
The Ignoble Prize Committee will call Rat just after he falls asleep and before REM sleep.
The message will be a pun written by Pastis.
BasilBruce 12 months ago
Goat should be happy; he’s having a rat-free party tonight!
Johnny Q Premium Member 12 months ago
Goat plays poker all night? He’s livelier than he seems!
Imagine 12 months ago
No Bell.
Liverlips McCracken Premium Member 12 months ago
How convenient to have Pig right there.
Jesy Bertz Premium Member 12 months ago
The Former Guy is still waiting for his “Noble Prize”.
Asharah 12 months ago
Doesn’t he have a cell phone?
minty_Joe 12 months ago
Leggo my ego.
ronaldspence 12 months ago
Well Goat, maybe youneed friends with better excuses!
iggyman 12 months ago
As good an excuse as any not to participate in the card game!
James Wolfenstein 12 months ago
Or with cell phones…
Ellis97 12 months ago
He’s going to win a Nobel prize, alright for “World’s Most Narcissistic Punk.”
Huckleberry Hiroshima 12 months ago
Rat is nobody’s friend. You escaped unscathed, Goat. Try Pig.
eric_harris_76 12 months ago
Either that, or he doesn’t actually want to play poker, and gave a ridiculous excuse, which Goat did not recognize.
Croc Holliday 12 months ago
Still using a landline then Rat?
gawaintheknight 12 months ago
Or cell phones.
russef 12 months ago
You should hope egos far away.
david_42 12 months ago
And the usual whining from areas that do not have a Nobel prize. Even the Economics prize isn’t a Nobel. His will was very specific.
Goat from PBS 12 months ago
I need to hang out with Zebra and Pig more.
mindjob 12 months ago
Sounds like a dynamite plan
old_geek 12 months ago
Noting the previous winners of the Nobel Peace Prize, Rat just might be in contention..
hfelder7219 12 months ago
Reminds me of the Big Bang Theory finale when they’re all waiting for the phone to ring.
[Unnamed Reader - c91c61] 12 months ago
Thank you for reminding me about the call.
Ishka Bibel 12 months ago
An award given for the work that led to the COVID vaccine. That will rankle the rabble
Count Olaf Premium Member 12 months ago
The Count is sure his BFF Rat is a shoo in for the Nobel Peace Prize.
gigi20 12 months ago
Rat must be smarter than he seems. Tomorrow’s award is for physics.
elgrecousa Premium Member 12 months ago
Baffling why all this venom is spewing out all of a sudden.
leontineg22 12 months ago
The strip has been lacking in expressions lately.
InuYugiHakusho 12 months ago
I think Rat is going to be sorely disappointed.
WCraft Premium Member 12 months ago
‘I’d prefer to sleep through. IF you don’t win, ask them if it is me. If it is, please text me. Thanks.
MrBio 12 months ago
Sorry Rat. The Nobel Prize in Physiology or Medicine goes to the two scientists who developed the technology that led to the mRNA Covid vaccines. Now watch the anti-vaxers heads’ explode.
marilynnbyerly 12 months ago
I got an email from the Pulitzer Prize Committee telling me that my romance novel had been nominated. All I had to do was send the entry fee to Nigeria.
Timothe Murray Premium Member 12 months ago
Which time zone?
John Jorgensen 12 months ago
An all night poker game sounds miserable.
alexius23 12 months ago
Sheldon Cooper approved
Bilan 12 months ago
Since Rat is always saying ‘Do you want a piece of me?’, he figures he’ll get the Nobel Piece Prize.
wildlandwaters 12 months ago
keep waiting, Rat…keep waiting…
[Unnamed Reader - 14b4ce] 12 months ago
Sorry,Rat,there;s no Nobel Prize for orneriness
AndrewSharpe 12 months ago
Rat has a landline?
zeexenon 12 months ago
I bet he calls in sick tomorrow, as well. Par for a rat-fink.
Mike Baldwin creator 12 months ago
Or cell phones.
Zebrastripes 12 months ago
Good luck with that, RAT!
mistercatworks 12 months ago
Well, it’s a BIG prize. (He probably has a better chance winning at Nobel than Poker.)
Tom Toro creator 12 months ago
You should see Rat the day after they announce the MacArthur Genius grants.
Chelsea Carr creator 12 months ago
You never know!
Otis Rufus Driftwood 12 months ago
Pig has a small ego. Invite him.
Ukko wilko 12 months ago
I think Pig’s is about as small as you will find.
LilPeruna 12 months ago
Wouldn’t Rat have to be nominated first??
Sisyphos 12 months ago
Uh-huh. Guess who didn’t win the Nobel Prize this year, Rat….
PAR85 12 months ago
Must not have a cell phone.
Swirls Before Pine 11 months ago
The “Washington DC” stop is actually ½ mile across the border in the City of Takoma Park, Maryland, for anyone caring about the facts. It also shares a building with the police Dept, so Rat is advised to skip it.