Pickles by Brian Crane for August 29, 2021

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    jagedlo  over 3 years ago

    At least you won’t have to worry about swelling in your teeth, Earl!

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    eromlig  over 3 years ago

    One morning I didn’t even realize I’d rubbed Tartar Control Crest into my scalp until after the toothbrush full of Brylcreme hit my gums.

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    Templo S.U.D.  over 3 years ago

    there are even times when I’m so half-asleep that I put body wash in my hair and shampoo on my body

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    Charliegirl Premium Member over 3 years ago

    I was gonna send this to my hubby but decided it would be wiser not to.

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    juicebruce  over 3 years ago

    Focus Earl Focus ;-)

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    MeanBob Premium Member over 3 years ago

    So where did he put the toothpaste? Ewwww.

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    RandyPhilip  over 3 years ago

    I have been saying that for the last twenty years, and I still don’t like it!

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    Cornelius Noodleman  over 3 years ago

    This toothpaste works good, but it tastes awful.

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    iggyman  over 3 years ago

    T M I Earl!!

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    sandpiper  over 3 years ago

    It’ll shrink your gums, Earl. Eventually no more problem with your teeth. You won’t have any.

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    Darryl Heine  over 3 years ago

    Preperation H toothpaste? VOMITROCIOUS!

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    GovernorOfCalisota {LoveBozobyFoxo} Premium Member over 3 years ago

    As usual, Roscoe’s look is priceless. :D

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    Doug K  over 3 years ago

    It seems like it was just yesterday when he was a young codger.

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    Redd Panda  over 3 years ago

    If you open the mirror, you won’t have to see yourself.

    Another Panda Tip, to start the day off right!

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    e.groves  over 3 years ago

    Just don’t mistake the Icy-Hot for prep-H.

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    SchipLvr  over 3 years ago

    Earl, it’s nature’s way of demanding, “COFFEE FIRST!”

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    david_42  over 3 years ago

    I started researching LASIK after using the dogs’ shampoo, because it was the only one of the 11 bottles in the shower that had SHAMPOO in large friendly letters. Worth every penny.

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    Zebrastripes  over 3 years ago

    Ha! Maybe now his trap will be closed for the day!

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    Frank Salem Premium Member over 3 years ago

    I invented a new toothpaste that contains food particles. It’s for people who can’t eat between brushings.

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    cactusbob333  over 3 years ago

    Worse would be if you used the toothpaste where you should have used the Prep H. And applied it with an electric toothbrush.

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    Snolep  over 3 years ago

    This happened to me (not Prep H, but some non-toothpaste substance in a tube) upon arriving in a hotel in Quito and I immediately warned my traveling companion “Don’t drink the water here!”

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    bobbyferrel  over 3 years ago

    It’s true. One suddenly wonders where it all went and how one got so old so fast. Must not have been paying attention.

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    kv450  over 3 years ago

    Reality can be a bitter pill, but it beats dying young. https://www.gocomics.com/offthemark/2021/08/29?ct=v&cti=678686

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    techie_42  over 3 years ago

    yuk

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    monya_43  over 3 years ago

    I’m surprised when I look in the mirror and see my grandmother.

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    ilikai  over 3 years ago

    I know the feeling, Earl….

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    kathleenhicks62  over 3 years ago

    Who is that old person in the mirror? That is my daily question.

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    sbwertz  over 3 years ago

    And he had his glasses on!

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    MuddyUSA  Premium Member over 3 years ago

    Ugh…Preparation H?

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    Old Asdirt  over 3 years ago

    As a young boy, I was prone to sleep walking. One night my grandmother found me peeing in the bathroom basin! She let me finish then steered me back to bed.

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    Jefano Premium Member over 3 years ago

    When cartoonist Brian Crane started this strip, Earl Pickles was a lot older than he was. Not so much any more!

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    w16521  over 3 years ago

    and now we know Earl has hemmorhoids. ugh..

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    Alberta Oil Premium Member over 3 years ago

    Surprised Earl still has teeth that aren’t kept in a glass of water overnight.

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    Marko56  over 3 years ago

    Well, at least your tongue won’t swell or bleed.

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    ANIMAL  over 3 years ago

    Time for a new PRESCRIPTION.????

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    hooglah  over 3 years ago

    I did that once……except it was shaving cream.

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    cmerb  over 3 years ago

    Roscoe is just wonderful today frames , my very favorite is the last one with the eyes looking at us .

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    chief  over 3 years ago

    Was still half asleep once and accidently grabbed a bottle of Lysol instead of mouthwash. Didn’t take long to realize my mistake.

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    zeexenon  over 3 years ago

    That’ll shrink his tongue, ugula, and stop rolling his ‘Rs’ for a few days.

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    Buckeye67  over 3 years ago

    Come on now Earl, you never had the world at your feet.

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    Natarose  over 3 years ago

    at least his gums won’t be swollen.

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    onespiceybbw  over 3 years ago

    It’s all soap. Does the same thing.

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    sparkle 13 Premium Member over 3 years ago

    This is a Bloom County gag....

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    Hoosier Poet  over 3 years ago

    Put that down, Earl, you don’t know where it’s been.

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    slowstart  over 3 years ago

    Right Guard on the hair. Aqua Net on the pits. Neither one worked very well that way. Then there was the time my husband came home really really tired and sprayedScrubbing Bubbles on his toothbrush…woke him right up

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    cosman  over 3 years ago

    great for tightening the gums..

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    David Huie Green LoveJoyAndPeace  over 3 years ago

    Don’t ya’ just HATE it when that happens??

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    mckeonfuneralhomebx  over 3 years ago

    Every birthday is the best thing ever. Look at the alternative!

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    DebUSNRet  over 3 years ago

    I once, when with a boyfriend, went into the dark bathroom to get some vaseline, however, it was vapor rub. Boy was he surprised! Forgot about that memory until today’s funny!

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    Thehag  over 3 years ago

    This comic has always been fun to me, I find it gets funnier the older I get.

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