Pickles by Brian Crane for September 29, 2024

Sure !

Time to change those glasses.

It’s a rolling stone trying to gather some moss!

There are also other types of rock, such as acid, punk, heavy metal…

Don’t take things for granite, Earl!

I’d like to see his other grandparents and how they all get along.

I wouldn’t be a good geologist. I take all rocks for granite.

cow?     maybe

bull?     without a doubt

Have your fun, Earl. But just make sure Nelson doesn’t stand on any rocks that look like cow pies.

Grandpa is full of schist.

Clue Nelson in on the mnemonic to remember the ascending hardness of rocks: “The Girls Can Flirt And Other Queer Things Can Do.” But if he mentioned that in school, would he be admonished?

For young children Grandpas are always experts about the subject at hand.

Call the Dr. when ya get back

Poor Nelson….he’s gonna be so messed up when he’s a grown up

Or maybe it’s a Horta. (Star Trek rock creature, not the edible wild greens.)