Nary a tantō to be found when you really need one
He’s going to take that to the fabric store and play with it. The knife option might cause him to be arrested.
Rescue me
I want you in my arms
I need your tender charms
‘Cause I’m lonely and I’m blue
I need you and your love too
Come on and rescue me
Come on baby and rescue me
Come on baby can’t you see
That I need you by my side
Can’t you see that I’m lonely
Come on and take my heart
Take your love and conquer every part
’Cause I need you by my side
Come on and take my hand
Take my love I want you for my man
Ooh, whoo, ooh, whoo
Ooh, wh-hoo, hoo, ooh, wh-whoo
Love me baby
Hold me baby
Kiss me baby
Squeeze me baby
Oh baby, oh baby
Help me baby
Oh baby, ah baby
Oh baby, ah baby.
. . . . . . . . .
NOT THAT EARL ISN’T LOOKING FORWARD TO THE TRIP TO THE STORE, dhg
The Opal removal tweet!! Invaluable!!
Geez, what a cry baby! How much time out of your dedicated sofa-sitter life will be lost by a trip to a fabric store?! And maybe you can make a side trip to a bakery to get something to stuff your face with and add another inch to your waist, Earl!
I’m waiting to see if it works. If so, I need to get one!
That whistle is only a stress reliever Earl, You’re going to the store, !
When you get a new toy you must make sure it works ;-)
If that pen also has a laser pointer, don’t confuse the laser with the whistle.
He is going to be popular at the fabric store!
It’s called a Swiss Army Pen.
Fabric stores, like paint stores, are BORING! “Do you like this color?” “It looks the same to me as the other FIFTY blues you showed me!”
Gadgets and senior men, doesn’t matter if it’s useful or not, We Want Them!
“You’ve been talking about getting more exercise, Opal. You can walk to the fabric store!”
If it works I’m going to buy me one.
Next time buy the Strategic Whistle, it may buy you more time.
Is he blowing it for reinforcements?
C about 6 hours ago
Nary a tantō to be found when you really need one
sirbadger about 6 hours ago
He’s going to take that to the fabric store and play with it. The knife option might cause him to be arrested.
David Huie Green DecisionsMatterGoodAndBad about 6 hours ago
Rescue me
I want you in my arms
Rescue me
I need your tender charms
‘Cause I’m lonely and I’m blue
I need you and your love too
Come on and rescue me
Come on baby and rescue me
Come on baby can’t you see
That I need you by my side
Can’t you see that I’m lonely
Rescue me
Come on and take my heart
Take your love and conquer every part
’Cause I need you by my side
Can’t you see that I’m lonely
Rescue me
Come on and take my hand
Take my love I want you for my man
‘Cause I’m lonely and I’m blue
I need you and your love too
Come on and rescue me
Come on baby and rescue me
Come on baby can’t you see
That I need you by my side
Can’t you see that I’m lonely
Ooh, whoo, ooh, whoo
Ooh, whoo, ooh, whoo
Ooh, wh-hoo, hoo, ooh, wh-whoo
Love me baby
Love me baby
Hold me baby
Hold me baby
Kiss me baby
Kiss me baby
Squeeze me baby
Squeeze me baby
Oh baby, oh baby
Help me baby
Help me baby
Oh baby, ah baby
Oh baby, ah baby.
. . . . . . . . .
NOT THAT EARL ISN’T LOOKING FORWARD TO THE TRIP TO THE STORE, dhg
Sanspareil about 5 hours ago
The Opal removal tweet!! Invaluable!!
Argythree about 5 hours ago
Geez, what a cry baby! How much time out of your dedicated sofa-sitter life will be lost by a trip to a fabric store?! And maybe you can make a side trip to a bakery to get something to stuff your face with and add another inch to your waist, Earl!
carlsonbob about 4 hours ago
I’m waiting to see if it works. If so, I need to get one!
iggyman about 4 hours ago
That whistle is only a stress reliever Earl, You’re going to the store, !
juicebruce about 3 hours ago
When you get a new toy you must make sure it works ;-)
PraiseofFolly about 2 hours ago
If that pen also has a laser pointer, don’t confuse the laser with the whistle.
The Reader Premium Member about 1 hour ago
He is going to be popular at the fabric store!
My First Premium Member about 1 hour ago
It’s called a Swiss Army Pen.
ddl297 about 1 hour ago
Fabric stores, like paint stores, are BORING! “Do you like this color?” “It looks the same to me as the other FIFTY blues you showed me!”
Ned Snipes about 1 hour ago
Gadgets and senior men, doesn’t matter if it’s useful or not, We Want Them!
tremaine53 43 minutes ago
“You’ve been talking about getting more exercise, Opal. You can walk to the fabric store!”
Frank Salem Premium Member 25 minutes ago
If it works I’m going to buy me one.
Funniguy 9 minutes ago
Next time buy the Strategic Whistle, it may buy you more time.
Slowly, he turned... 6 minutes ago
Is he blowing it for reinforcements?