Reality Check by Dave Whamond for August 16, 2020

So go running for the shelter of a mother’s little helper

maybe if we found Alice in chains who will slash with nine inch nails we could go smashing pumpkins until we reach nirvana, The talking heads on MTV would blame the queen for the smashed mouth dripping cream from an Insane Clown Posse magic bus

Obviously, he has the Rockin’ Pneumonia and the Boogie Woogie Flu.

Perhaps he needs the wonder drug that kills all your ills, and take Jeremiah Peabody’s Polyunsaturated Quick-Dissolving Fast-Acting Pleasant-Tasting Green and Purple Pills.

Just put the lime in the coconut and call me in the morning.

Wife did lots of Internet searching for an ailment. Her doctor knew less about the treatment than she did and was pissed that she questioned him. She changed doctors. An excellent move and an excellent outcome.

He don’t look 10 feet tall and music is the doctor.

Forget not or you may get bad blood.

Somebody Get Me a Doctor I Want a New Drug but I don’t want to end up in Hospital. I just want Medicine but no Surgery as I don’t want Stitches. Doctor Doctor I hope it’s not a Heart Attack . I’m So Sick I Wanna Be Sedated . I want The Perfect Drug . I feel like i’m having trouble Stayin’ Alive.

He should try to reach a Colorado Rocky Mountain High.

Oooh Eeee Oooh Ah Ah Ting Tang Walla Walla Bing Bang.

He’s the one they call Dr. FeelgoodHe’s the one that makes ya feel alright

When I’m calling youuuuuuuuu oooooooo oooooooo

Ugh, Dave, you’re giving me a heart attack…

I think he wants a new drug…

I recommend a nice lunch of Bread and Orphic Soup, followed by Meatloaf with Korn and Ultimate Spinach topped with Wild Butter and a nice glass of April Wine. Perhaps some Raspberries and Humble Pie for dessert. (Or maybe some Cake with Cranberries)

Long neck, cold beer never broke my heart.

Go see Madame Ruth on Thirty-Fourth and Vine.

This one is very clever. Love Ralph’s remark!

Dr. Huey Lewis…still workin on that new drug.

The PBS TV special on Country music history is a must see. Tis a great historical view of our once great republic.

I got my vaccination from a phonograph needle…

If all else fails—ring my friend; I said you’d call Dr. Robert.

You can ask him, “Doctor, Doctor, Mr. M.D., can you tell me what’s ailing me?”

Don’t get me started, I’ll be typing comments all day on this one.

There ain’t no cure for the Summertime Blues.

Being my friend, I said you’d call Dr. Robert. Well, well, well, he’ll make you.

I got fever in the morning, fever all through the night.

Could be a bad case of Cat Scratch Fever.