My line always worked best (I settled on it after many previous failures and semi-failures). It was simple: “Hey. Come over here. I want to talk to you.” It was important to stay seated and let her come to me. If she actually got up and came to me we would have a great time. If she ignored me or didn’t, which was rare, I’d smile and raise my glass to her. I had many great times with that strategy. Now I’m married to a great woman who I met at a baseball game. 32nd anniversary on the 31st of this month.
Jesy Bertz Premium Member 4 months ago
Smooth, real smooth.
TStyle78 4 months ago
Needs to work on his game a little.
Cerabooge 4 months ago
The art of the putdown.
Pharmakeus Ubik 4 months ago
She’s way out of his league. Has he even looked at himself in the mirror?
Doug Taylor Premium Member 4 months ago
Burn. And it’s not even sunny out.
Huckleberry Hiroshima 4 months ago
My line always worked best (I settled on it after many previous failures and semi-failures). It was simple: “Hey. Come over here. I want to talk to you.” It was important to stay seated and let her come to me. If she actually got up and came to me we would have a great time. If she ignored me or didn’t, which was rare, I’d smile and raise my glass to her. I had many great times with that strategy. Now I’m married to a great woman who I met at a baseball game. 32nd anniversary on the 31st of this month.
Brian Kehlmeier Premium Member 4 months ago
I had a friend like that in my twenties. “Stop trying so hard and just be yourself” He would never listen.
raybarb44 4 months ago
Not a great opening line if l do say so myself…..
lemonbaskt 4 months ago
whats wrong with there teeth ?
Need coffee 4 months ago
Churchill-worthy putdown. Nicely done.
markkahler52 4 months ago
She sees him wearing dental implants
PoodleGroomer 4 months ago
An anthill of fire ants would show her passion for him.
the lost wizard 4 months ago
Bite me. :)
gary.eddings4157 Premium Member 4 months ago
What happened to that vampire hypnosis?
Impkins Premium Member 4 months ago
Somebody invite Eno from The Duplex. Gary would start looking pretty good! :)
Twelve Badgers in a Suit Premium Member 4 months ago
How about “Hi”? Doesn’t anyone just say “Hi”?
The Orange Mailman 4 months ago
You see, it’s funny, because this is Gary being himself.
6turtle9 4 months ago
ZING! Haha! Good one. Good thing Gary is virtually indestructible, because Gary has been burned more times than a Fourth of July celebration.
David Huie Green LoveJoyAndPeace 4 months ago
She may have confused him with Uncle Fester. They both…. they both….uh, I’ll get back with you as soon as I think of anything they have in common.
sincavage05 4 months ago
Thats a new one.
Imagonnadie 4 months ago
From Whose line is it Anyway, “So, what do you weigh?”.