Scary Gary by Mark Buford for July 14, 2024

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    Jesy Bertz Premium Member 4 months ago

    Smooth, real smooth.

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    TStyle78  4 months ago

    Needs to work on his game a little.

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    Cerabooge  4 months ago

    The art of the putdown.

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    Pharmakeus Ubik  4 months ago

    She’s way out of his league. Has he even looked at himself in the mirror?

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    Doug Taylor Premium Member 4 months ago

    Burn. And it’s not even sunny out.

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    Huckleberry Hiroshima  4 months ago

    My line always worked best (I settled on it after many previous failures and semi-failures). It was simple: “Hey. Come over here. I want to talk to you.” It was important to stay seated and let her come to me. If she actually got up and came to me we would have a great time. If she ignored me or didn’t, which was rare, I’d smile and raise my glass to her. I had many great times with that strategy. Now I’m married to a great woman who I met at a baseball game. 32nd anniversary on the 31st of this month.

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    Brian Kehlmeier Premium Member 4 months ago

    I had a friend like that in my twenties. “Stop trying so hard and just be yourself” He would never listen.

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    raybarb44  4 months ago

    Not a great opening line if l do say so myself…..

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    lemonbaskt  4 months ago

    whats wrong with there teeth ?

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    Need coffee  4 months ago

    Churchill-worthy putdown. Nicely done.

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    markkahler52  4 months ago

    She sees him wearing dental implants

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    PoodleGroomer  4 months ago

    An anthill of fire ants would show her passion for him.

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    the lost wizard  4 months ago

    Bite me. :)

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    gary.eddings4157 Premium Member 4 months ago

    What happened to that vampire hypnosis?

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    Impkins  Premium Member 4 months ago

    Somebody invite Eno from The Duplex. Gary would start looking pretty good! :)

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    Twelve Badgers in a Suit Premium Member 4 months ago

    How about “Hi”? Doesn’t anyone just say “Hi”?

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    The Orange Mailman  4 months ago

    You see, it’s funny, because this is Gary being himself.

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    6turtle9  4 months ago

    ZING! Haha! Good one. Good thing Gary is virtually indestructible, because Gary has been burned more times than a Fourth of July celebration.

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    David Huie Green LoveJoyAndPeace  4 months ago

    She may have confused him with Uncle Fester. They both…. they both….uh, I’ll get back with you as soon as I think of anything they have in common.

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    sincavage05  4 months ago

    Thats a new one.

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    Imagonnadie  4 months ago

    From Whose line is it Anyway, “So, what do you weigh?”.

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