The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for December 08, 2024

An Exodus, er, excellent pun.

GROAN…. (good one!)

Or you might use a very big comb.

Just assign the task to Cecil B. DeMille.

Screw it, I’m just walking around it.

Ask Maxwell if you can use his demons.

Shouldn’t that be Ozmosis? After all, it’s “magic”.

I believe Moses touched the water with his staff, and the sea parted,.

This Israeli not a bad joke.

But that would just filter it.

It was harder than he imagined but in the end he did it…..

A leap of faith is required.

nice science snark!

He always consults the Lord, even when he Moses lawn.

If only he’d had help getting across the Sinai.

Yes, Moses delivered his people with an emergency sea section.

Brain fart. I kept trying to figure out why that was “Old School” Moses… Caffeine. MORE caffeine.

Chemists react better

Or just get a watercomb.

Clever pun, though.

Just use enough hydrophobic material.

Now, that’s a salt-free concept. Soon, Pharaoh’s army will provide all the guts you will need to replace your semi-permeable membranes and kishka casings, capisce?

I once went to a book signing by Charlton Heston, and even decades later he had that Moses voice.

Nope, nope, noooooope — trying and stretching way too hard for that pun.

My secretary was pleasantly short. She would sit on a thick book at her desk. When I teased her, she said she was absorbing all of content without having to read the book. Ah, I said… Ass-mosis.

If Moses was real, I’m fairly certain that he wouldn’t have known his staff from a pole in the ground. (grin)

…and Charlton Heston struck the sea with his staff… and the waters parted……

It does take a while.

Now, just reverse that and you’ll have it made.

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