Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for July 12, 2020

Where does the line form? I want to get my turn in, too!

“But I had to! I needed the extra bodies to help feed the Spider that I grew as big as a Clydesdale!” (Smirk!)

“Oh, we’re not mad, Wiz…there was a mosquito on your face…”

Why didn’t Noah swat those two mosquitoes?

Science is sometimes a thankless task.

What’s one more among billions?

SLAP!!

They didn’t even ask if the mosquito was sterile.

why, Wiz….why?

They should lock Wiz in the dungeon before he does something worse.

’what’s wrong with everyone?’ something I have been pondering for quite a long, long time

Well, at least he didn’t create a dragon flu in his lab.

Now all he has to do is invent bug spray, which will, in turn, lead to lots of business for Larsen E. Pettifogger when the side effects arise.

Some things just deserve a slap!

Earth needs all insects.

You know, I think I would get in that slap line twice.

For that, he needs a slap from Henry…

The Wizard of Id, was kicked out of “The Merlin school for Wizards”, because of pranks just like this. The Kingdom of Id, is the only place that would accept such a poor incompetent Wiz as he. But then look who they got as a King.

of all the Unnecessary things to do, geesh

So Wiz is the reason we have so many blood sucking politicians

Slap

a mistake in the lab? does this mean wiz has a ‘spelling’ error?

Too bad the King isn’t taller, so he could have slapped him too. Well, maybe the King’s speciality, a little dungeon time is in order.

there’s a few good books written by Zecharia Sitchin and they’re pretty good too, just saying

Boil him in oil!!!!!!!!!!

Slap him for me!

Does it carry cures?

Quick! Call Terminix.

That explains the ills ofthis world

I’m picturing the line of passengers on the movie Airplane waiting to slap that person who is panicking …for this experiment, put me in the line, too. I’ll be the one with the black jack.

He couldn’t get close enough due to the guard deer flies and gnats.

Seriously, Wiz, this is a crime with a “dungeon for life” type of sentence .

“Crazy Wizards, Mad Scientists,,,All the Same”

Actually, There were four. Noah swatted the two slow mosquitoes.