The best thing along this line was a few years ago, on of peter capaldi’s Dr Who specials. He visits as child in NYC, by accident, who is interested in comic books, when guessing what super powers a man got bitten by a radioactive spider he guess things like “Hair loss? Radiation poisoning>?”
RebelOConner almost 3 years ago
more accurate
Sir Ruddy Blighter, Jr. almost 3 years ago
Look at the bright side, Wiz: You won’t need toilet paper anymore
B UTTONS almost 3 years ago
Oh, what a tangled web we FLORP, when first we practice to deceive!
Imagine almost 3 years ago
You won’t want to catch anything in that thing.
Wilde Bill almost 3 years ago
Well, now we know what the Wizard wears under his robes.
suv2000 almost 3 years ago
But just when you got use it for your best advantage
jpsomebody almost 3 years ago
Those aren’t flies caught in the web.
Lightpainter almost 3 years ago
Will he get stuck to the toilet seat every time he takes a dump?
Cornelius Noodleman almost 3 years ago
Oh my goodness!
rebeccabyram22 almost 3 years ago
Just like Homer Simpson
in-dubio-pro-rainbow almost 3 years ago
And this is one out of 500 reasons I would never like to be bitten by a (radioactive) spider
FreyjaRN Premium Member almost 3 years ago
Oh, Wiz. You need a keeper.
Peterh778 almost 3 years ago
Spiderfart … superhero of older men :)
rshive almost 3 years ago
The sound effect is interesting.
pauljmsn almost 3 years ago
Now there’s a “What If” scenario that Marvel Comics never touched.
Scorpio Premium Member almost 3 years ago
How do we know the same thing doesn’t happen to Peter? The writers are just too polite to show off that particular aspect.
Sanspareil almost 3 years ago
At least the whip scorpions in Texas can fling acid out of their behinds!
jasonsnakelover almost 3 years ago
Web shooter on your butt?
Doug K almost 3 years ago
He was “starting to feel something” – It’s like his spidey-sense.
I’m sensing another Spiderman reboot (or rebutt).
DaveG1960 almost 3 years ago
Visible wind, just what you could do with….
Qiset almost 3 years ago
My grandson would love to have that superpower!
sandpiper almost 3 years ago
crude
Pgalden1 Premium Member almost 3 years ago
ROFL
Walrus Gumbo Premium Member almost 3 years ago
“Pull my finger!” said the Web Slinger.
whahoppened almost 3 years ago
You know the spider sometimes eats the web.
dcdete. almost 3 years ago
Well that is biologically correct. Real spiders don’t spin their webs from their arms and legs!
me_the_polish_gull almost 3 years ago
lol
Lady loves a joke almost 3 years ago
Probably don’t want to see what happens when he sneezes, either!
jagedlo almost 3 years ago
Can you imagine the poor villain who gets caught in that? Which would be worse, getting caught in the webbing or the smell of said web?
David Huie Green ForceIsAUsefulFiction almost 3 years ago
Gonna make it hard to leave in the toilet what you left in the toilet.
vaughnrl2003 Premium Member almost 3 years ago
Well, for an evil wizard, I suppose that is better than farting lightening or sunshine.
Zebrastripes almost 3 years ago
Wait till the wife dusts….
Doug Taylor Premium Member almost 3 years ago
Gives new meaning to the phrase “Blow it out your A$$”
Gent almost 3 years ago
A more accurate version of Spider-Man. Heh heh heh.
Gent almost 3 years ago
With great powers comes great websponsibility, Wiz. You is websponsible for web design of Fink’s portal now.
Kaputnik almost 3 years ago
SpidaLax.
Goat from PBS almost 3 years ago
Spider-Wiz, Spider-Wiz, does some things that Spider-Man can’t.
oakie817 almost 3 years ago
ka-florp
Alberta Oil Premium Member almost 3 years ago
Just a guess but I don’t think the Wiz wears undies.
Cincoflex almost 3 years ago
Dunno—in a pair of assless chaps, the wiz could become a terrifying new villain: Backshot! Or maybe Florp-Man!
Wizard of Ahz-no relation almost 3 years ago
The best thing along this line was a few years ago, on of peter capaldi’s Dr Who specials. He visits as child in NYC, by accident, who is interested in comic books, when guessing what super powers a man got bitten by a radioactive spider he guess things like “Hair loss? Radiation poisoning>?”
awcoffman almost 3 years ago
Didn’t Dilbert try this once?
tripwire45 almost 3 years ago
Back in the day radiation would give any comic book character super powers when in real life it would be more likely to kill you.
WCraft Premium Member almost 3 years ago
Ah – so that is what a “Blork” sounds like when a web is involved…
sandflea almost 3 years ago
HA!!! Didn’t see that coming.
stamps almost 3 years ago
That’s gonna clog up the toilet fast.
TexTech almost 3 years ago
That’s going to make it hard to blame it on the dog from now on.
raybarb44 almost 3 years ago
Could have some possibilities though……
squireobrien almost 3 years ago
Spider-Man, Spider-Man: Does whatever a spider can: Catches crooks, just like flies: Webs ’em up, eats their insides…
VickiP123 almost 3 years ago
I Haven’t laughed that hard in a long time! hahaha
christelisbetty almost 3 years ago
Spin your own depends.
scshot almost 3 years ago
Amen to that!
coratelli almost 3 years ago
lol!!!
Buckeye67 almost 3 years ago
This could prove to be very useful if he ever learns to control it, but he must only use it for good, never evil.
Walrus Gumbo Premium Member almost 3 years ago
And I thought hair in the shower drain was a problem!
BlueKnight1966 almost 3 years ago
More accurate deployment than the actual comic.
Doublejake Premium Member almost 3 years ago
Reminiscent of an old “Far Side” comic…..
https://www.pinterest.com/pin/766808274043453676/
WentHulk almost 3 years ago
Hahahaha!
BWR almost 3 years ago
I’ve had this mental picture of Peter zipping across the city backwards…