B.C. by Mastroianni and Hart for June 21, 2023

that’s “pimped” in our civilized language

“Wait until you see the racing stripes!”

The shell did not conform to the new HOA requirements.

How much will he shell out for that?

I’d have had it wrapped, easier to change when the mood hits you

Too bad you missed the (hic) barrel emptying.

Looks like a barrel of fun.

These guys have you over a barrel, so you’re the butt of the joke….

De-tailed? Doesn’t that hurt?

Well, better than beheaded, I suppose.

I thought he lost everything in the bankruptcy proceedings.. :P

Thought he “lost his shirt.”

If that’s an old whisky barrel I’d keep it.

What the shell, John?

At least he got a loaner. I had to take my car in for recalls and a “door fault” (they had to replace a door latch assembly). They had it for three days and NO LOANER. :-(

What insurance plan was that…..?

Getting his shell detailed. Cleaned, washed, and ahem, turtle waxed?

“….making do in the meantime.”

I so thought he lost at Texas hold’em.

Cask and you shell receive.

S-o-o-o-o at night he pulls in his feet and settles to sleep. Something bumps the barrel and it starts to roll. Eventually it comes to rest, but where?

“my shell is in the shop” would have a been a nice alliteration

LOL! Love it!

I know it’s a cartoon, but turtles’ shells are actually part of their skeleton.

Dealer gave him a cheap rent-a-shell loaner…

That loaner is a barrel of laughs!

He, at least, has the decency to wear something while he waits for his shell.

And I figured it was at the body shop getting the wrinkles out from a high speed collision.

John will spare you the details.

Hope they are using Turtle Wax

Woody wagon. Surfs up! We don’t talk about the many uses for the bung hole. Beyond air flow. Or where the motorized radio antenna rises up.

I didn’t know he was part st bernard