Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard for February 06, 2024

That’s the good news. The bad news is that you will soon meet the Captain and the Station Engineer.

Space squids for dinner and donut people for dessert.

“Make sure your tray tables and ejection seats are in their upright and locked positions…”

So if they is fight alies in flight then do that make em on the no fly list?

Never saw her before.

If you feel nauseous, you need to exit the ship, as you are making everyone else feel nauseated.

“Miss, are you telling us absolutely everything?” "No, we’re also out of coffee

So that’s why the crew of the “Nostromo” met such horrible fates. No seat cushions.

“If you see our large cat, resist the urge to call him Jonesy. His name is Corporal Mittens.”

Remember, the anal probes aren’t a bug, they’re a feature!

Don’t forget to mention the space lasers being fired from satellites owned by Jewish banks…

If meteor strike requires oxygen then they won’t need it because they’ll be dead from decompression

Is ‘The Blue Danube Waltz’ playing in the background?

“Your movie will be ‘Lost In Space’ "

Will we get to meet Major Tom or the rocket man?

Side effects may include …

If you are in row 17, please use the 9/16 ratchet in the seat pocket to fasten the hatch properly on our new MAX shuttle.

In the event of face suckers, the inflight meal will be cancelled.

“In case of a landing in some kind of liquid, a Hazmat suit will deploy.”

This reminds me of that underwater cruise to see the Titanic wreckage

Did she forget to point out the emergency exits?

“I didn’t think this through” could be on your headstone – if only there was a body to bury.

No wonder these seat cushions are so uncomfortable.

Aliens? There are aliens here? How long have you known? And why has it been kept secret until now?

“Lifeboats? Ha-ha-ha. Sorry, I think I need a little more oxygen.”

Second thoughts should usually follow first thoughts.

And please clean the space toilet after use.

Should be nauseated, not nauseous. But it’s still funny.

In the event of unavoidable disaster, our spacecraft conveniently doubles as a floating graveyard.

She left out one important thing, how to use the antigravity airsick bag.

Cosmic radiation may not be so bad. It turned 4 ppl into “fantastic”superheroes….which oddly enough the stewardess looks like one of them