Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for March 27, 2021

That’s because girls can’t figure out how an ethicator works.

Get used it it Calvin. No man has ever figured out the feminine mind

Everyone should have a little surrealism in their life.

Better question is: “Who can fathom Calvin’s mind?”

Men and women have difficulty understanding each other because they’re so similar.

Are we really here? I read a few weeks ago an article that the universe could really be just a computer simulation. Red or blue pill? If this comic really is from 1991, it then predicts the Matrix movie by some 8 years!

Nice damage control, Calvin!

If Susie only knew that all she has to do is crook her little finger and she would have her own purring tiger. Many girls eventually learn how to do it.

HA… Ask a simple question… (well, three) and this is what you get. Attitude?!

It’s strange Susie doesn’t see a difference in how the two Calvins look.

In the battle of the sexes, I was a conscientious objector.

Wasn’t she going to clobber him if he came back again?

I’m sure some man will ’splain it to her.

Crazy.

is this strip reruns

He’s beside himself.

Aye, right there with you Hobbes.

Lololol

Hobbes is the best.

I’m with Hobbes! Soft and smell nice too!

Just because you don’t know what I am talking about, it doesn’t mean I’m wrong. …even if I am.

You is on first

I agree with Calvin, it’s the question of the century!

I think this proves females are not naturally duplicious. :)

Possibly the funniest aspect about this particular strip is how confusing it would be to someone reading it without knowing the context behind it. Watterson obviously did his best to make sure every strip could stand on its own despite being part of an ongoing storyline, but sometimes I’m sure it was fun just to forego the explanations and let the readers figure things out for themselves.

I like them too, Hobbes…

Hobbes evil side is when he surprise jumps Calvin leaving him a disheveled mess.

How Can You Be in Two Places at Once When You’re Not Anywhere at All! (Firesign Theater)

Just when Susie didn’t think Calvin could be more annoying . . .

Hobbes will never “make time” with an actual human female.

That’s the trouble with anomalies.

Calvin just doesn’t explain himself well, that’s all.

Calvin shouldn’t have been so vague! He should’ve mentioned his good clone having neat combed hair.

His second question is pretty dumb, tho. Susie clearly hadn’t seen Calvin or his duplicate at any other time in the last two minutes. The question of whether he’s “still” there or “back again” is academic.

Who, indeed…

Watch it, Hobbes. That may be grounds for expulsion from G.R.O.S.S.

Yesterday the door opened the other way, and the bush was on the left.

Who’s on First?

If you consider that Hobbes is actually Calvin and so is the duplicate, then you can see the complexities of Calvin trying to figure out how to be noticed by girls and gauge reactions.

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Parallel universes… what went wrong with Star Trek.

Yeah, Hobbes. I like them too

Yup. I’m with Hobbes.

The feminine mind??? Good grief Calvin!

lot more chill here than at the big nate comments

I’m with Hobbes.

I’m with Hobbes – and live for my muchas smooches!