Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for July 22, 2023

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    BE THIS GUY  over 1 year ago

    Make sure to also get Mom & Dad up when it’s dark.

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    codycab  over 1 year ago

    That could actually happen when and if Calvin makes it to high school.

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    Sugar Bombs 95  over 1 year ago

    Good thing Calvin doesn’t live in Alaska.

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    SHIVA  over 1 year ago

    He’s going to be an early riser when he gets a 9 to 5 job, if anyone hires him, that is!!!

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    The dude from FL  Premium Member over 1 year ago

    When I was young, where we lived sometimes it didn’t get dark until 9 pm or later

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    hagarthehorrible  over 1 year ago

    Early to bed and early to rise will make you Hale and healthy, fella. All parents try that for the kids but rarely succeed.

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    rshive  over 1 year ago

    Then you’ll see Dad going to work, Calvin.

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    minty_Joe  over 1 year ago

    Give it a rest, Calvin. (Hahaha!)

    Just be glad you get your sleep time now. It’s more difficult as you get older. When you end up working 2 or 3 jobs just to get by (like I do), sleep is impossible.

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    sandpiper  over 1 year ago

    0430 here and the reason I am awake and enjoying all the comments. That’s because sleep eludes, irritating and self-defeating. But reading all the comments gets laughs and relaxation. Thanks to all.

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    Purple People Eater  over 1 year ago

    Calvin should try living in Iceland. It doesn’t get dark at all for over two months each year.

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    jagedlo  over 1 year ago

    The sinister look of Calvin in panel two…

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    VegaAlopex  over 1 year ago

    Wait until those days past middle age when waking up in the middle of the night and not getting back to sleep happens.

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    SquidGamerGal  over 1 year ago

    Actually, you DO get up when it’s still dark. It’s called school morning!

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    Count Olaf Premium Member over 1 year ago

    Kinda defeats the whole purpose of sleeping in, Calvin.

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    hfelder7219  over 1 year ago

    Robert Louis Stevenson wrote a poem about that.

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    Just-me  over 1 year ago

    I used to be able to stay up all night. Working swing shift and graveyard shifts helped. Nowadays, I just want to be able sleep all night.

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    ChessPirate  over 1 year ago

    But… Will you? ☺

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    KEA  over 1 year ago

    I had this problem when I was a kid and we visited Grandma in Saskatoon… sun didn’t go down until after 10pm …it was fully light at my bedtime.

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    The Doctor  over 1 year ago

    Crawl in their bed and use up all the blanket.

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    mindjob  over 1 year ago

    He might as well do something useful, like learn how to make coffee

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    Jogger2  over 1 year ago

    Mom and Dad should be thankful the family doesn’t live in Alaska.

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    jmac60  over 1 year ago

    Sounds fair

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    g04922  over 1 year ago

    Yeah… you show them, Calvin ! Note that Hobbes has nothing to say ;-)

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    French Persons Premium Member over 1 year ago

    I don’t get it. Neither does Hobbes, apparently.

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    wiley207  over 1 year ago

    Good idea, Calvin! Of course, kids need more sleep than adults. And it’s not like it’s still fully light out.

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    BiggerNate91  over 1 year ago

    Wow, what incredible logic Calvin has.

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    MichiganMitten  over 1 year ago

    Ben Franklin approves. At least potentially.

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    Miss Buttinsky Premium Member over 1 year ago

    Hobbes looks so comfy in the last panel.

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    StarBeak  over 1 year ago

    “Time for the 4 AM loud TV show watching hour”

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    Otis Rufus Driftwood  over 1 year ago

    My sister mentioned the chap of getting her son’s to bed early especially in the summer. Though they are all older than Calvin is meant to be.

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    ArcticFox Premium Member over 1 year ago

    Try doing that north of 60N.

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    John W Kennedy Premium Member over 1 year ago

    In winter I get up at night / And dress by yellow candle-light. / In summer, quite the other way, / I have to go to bed by day.

    I have to go to bed and see / The birds still hopping on the tree, / Or hear the grown-up people’s feet / Still going past me in the street.

    And does it not seem hard to you, / When all the sky is clear and blue, / And I should like so much to play, / To have to go to bed by day?

    —Robert Louis Stevenson

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    Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo]  over 1 year ago

    When I was his age, I was an early riser before dawn. Saturday nights I would stay up till dawn.

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    tinstar  over 1 year ago

    This reminds me of my childhood… when it stayed light outside until at least 8:30 p.m., all of our friends were still outside, playing, but we had to go to bed by about that time, and being able to see daylight above the shades did not inspire warm, fuzzy feelings.

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    HodgeElmwood  over 1 year ago

    I remember being made to go to bed in the summer while it was still light out. I remember being very frustrated by this because I wasn’t tired! I also remember suddenly waking up and realizing it was morning :D

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    ssejhill  over 1 year ago

    Calvin would only do this during the summer. He would never get up early for school.

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