Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for September 20, 2024

Pretty hard to weasel out of this one…..

Nice try! Pay up Calvin!

Just say that you were busy in outer space, Calvin. They’ll understand.

Calvin, you should have copied off Susie!

Yet another failure for Big Mouth!!!

Oh, Gawd—I hope Calvin never considers running for POTUS!!

“He who fails to prepare must prepare to fail.”

You’re losing it, Calvin. Get a grip on yourself.

Stop the Steal!

Never bet more than you are willing to lose.

Tell it to the stuffed tiger.

Not only do girls mature faster, but they network and have boys figured out long before the boys ever figure out girls.

Pay up and shut up……

Don’t write checks you can’t cash, Calvin.

If the test had been for astrophysics he would have aced it!

Calvin is not only deliberately uneducated, he’s a raging narcissist. Nothing can ever be his fault. The eyes of insanity in the last panel say everything.

Well he ain’t wrong bout the biological aspect there. Lets we calls it a draw eh.

trumps Early years!

Calvin’s denialism and spewing out excuses reminds me of the wild ranting and ramblings of a current Presidential candidate.

I believe the word that describes Calvin at this moment is “delusional”. It would truly give me the willies to know someone like this in person. I would back away quickly and not have anything to do with them.

I really hope you have a good excuse for your parents…

At least he won’t gamble in the future. Right? RIGHT?

Girl wins bet, “Pay up”. Girl loses bet, “I have a headache.”

Goes crazier, panel to panel!

I refuse to accept that Calvin could ever grow up to be a politician, since that would mean I’d have to hate the little rascal I love so much. Sort of like matter and anti-matter meeting.

And he won the debate too!

Nothing like a youngster’s y-chromosome to come up with this rationalization!