Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for September 20, 2024

Pretty hard to weasel out of this one…..

Nice try! Pay up Calvin!

Just say that you were busy in outer space, Calvin. They’ll understand.

Calvin, you should have copied off Susie!

Yet another failure for Big Mouth!!!

Oh, Gawd—I hope Calvin never considers running for POTUS!!

“He who fails to prepare must prepare to fail.”

You’re losing it, Calvin. Get a grip on yourself.

Stop the Steal!

Never bet more than you are willing to lose.

Tell it to the stuffed tiger.

Not only do girls mature faster, but they network and have boys figured out long before the boys ever figure out girls.

Pay up and shut up……

Don’t write checks you can’t cash, Calvin.

If the test had been for astrophysics he would have aced it!

Calvin is not only deliberately uneducated, he’s a raging narcissist. Nothing can ever be his fault. The eyes of insanity in the last panel say everything.

Well he ain’t wrong bout the biological aspect there. Lets we calls it a draw eh.