Luann by Greg Evans and Karen Evans for January 31, 2015
Transcript:
Teacher: "I want you all to begin creativizing yourself. Forget what you think art is. Empty your mind! Strip away your fears!" Teacher: "The next time you enter this room, you will be naked babies. Ta ta" Luann: "What a weird, scary, confusing class" Student 1: "Yeah, Awesome" Student 2: "What was that part about naked babies?"
Templo S.U.D. almost 10 years ago
An experience of in one ear and out the other the jock had.
JayBluE almost 10 years ago
Yup…"Mixmaster Zébo in da houssss!"… and his “turntable” style is so infectious, it’s got everybody scratchin’ !
JayBluE almost 10 years ago
“The Pros And Confusion”“A Class With No Class”“Rinse And Repeat”“Identity Crisis”“Land Of Confusion” (♫)“You’ve Got Me Going In Circles…(♫)”“Here’s Muddled In Your Eye!”“To Sir, With Whaaat ?”“Atilla The Huhhh ?’“A Catch In Room 222”or…“The Dark Side Of The Classroom” (♫)
Novalynn almost 10 years ago
College doesn’t have a bell! Greg is too used to writing high school!
Namrepus almost 10 years ago
Luann’s halfway there. She looks like she wet herself in the final panel.
draksig almost 10 years ago
Someone is showing up kekid tomorrow!
Meh~tdology, fka Pepelaputr almost 10 years ago
Funny, I don’t remember a bell schedule from when I was in college.
gazperson almost 10 years ago
Greg was once an art teacher (high school, not college). I’d be pretty confident that these sequences are not autobiographical!!
dadoctah almost 10 years ago
Somebody needs to point out to Zébo that when someone claims to understand art, they reveal that they know nothing about it. Art can only be created by those who don’t understand it.
rusty gate almost 10 years ago
Ahhh…for the good ole days of Fogarty and Blips. Teachers that Luann understood, ignored, but understood.
Pointspread almost 10 years ago
Okay, this was a strange strip this week.Is creativizing a word?
kinsler33 almost 10 years ago
Ohio State University had a class-changing bell when I was there in the 1960’s, and I think some colleges may still use them.
ShagsCA almost 10 years ago
Run. Run fast…run far. RUN!!!
stlmaddog5 almost 10 years ago
I have no creativity. Dropped this class.
doverdan almost 10 years ago
Did most of the class already leave, giving up on it?.Note the shady background figures during last few days. They stand up and then leave.
JayBluE almost 10 years ago
“We all have our inspirations. This Throwback Thursday is from 1992 and the first time “Miss Manazon” appeared. Read the whole strip here: http://bit.ly/1BuTxNb "^I also noticed that!!! – I took it as one of three possibilities: (1) that it was an indication of how it’s s’posed to be pronounced or (2) Karen had a bit of a “sleepy finger” when she typed or (3) it was because it was originally one person but maybe ended up being two different characters in the end, much like the whole “Shannon vs. Lindy Lewis” thing….
JayBluE almost 10 years ago
:Oops, should be class bell, not calss bell."^I take your misspelling to be one of three things…..
Argythree almost 10 years ago
I really hope Luann drops this class like a rock. Sadly, she probably won’t and will be stuck with a poor imitation of a teacher because she lacks enough self confidence these days to realize that when she feels scared, it’s for a good reason.-And if she sticks with the class, she’ll probably be stuck with that one-track-mind that the alleged teacher called ‘Mr. Jock’. Maybe that IS a good name for him, but not because he’s an athlete…
Caldonia almost 10 years ago
Oh, it’s a metaphor! I was momentarily worried Zebo would give them a parting pun. Whew!!
Ms. Nibs almost 10 years ago
Ah, do I see life drawing on the horizon? ; )
Mordock999 Premium Member almost 10 years ago
Students Breaking Their Necks to DROP “Intro to ART!” Class, in 3, 2, 1…..,
Sisyphos almost 10 years ago
Luann is thoroughly confused by by Zébo; he has triumphed over her. The Goth guy seems also to accept it. And Jock guy has only partially heard what was said. I’d say the faculty fraud has fully fleeced these lambs. They will all be back for the next class, though possibly Luann will be wary of volunteering in any way….
DaJellyBelly almost 10 years ago
One of them should pee in a jar and put his picture in it and title it “Zebonatia.”
elysummers almost 10 years ago
A lot of my community college classes were just a few people. Not art though. It was a packed room.
SpicyNacho Premium Member almost 10 years ago
I love all the new characters! Once I left HS and went to college my life was full of new friends and I only kept up with a few of the old. I would have been disappointed if all the characters from HS all went to the same college and everything just carried on the same.
RoseHawke almost 10 years ago
Sounds like a couple of the professors I had (Art Studio Major). It was all about Modern “Art” and I didn’t care a fig about MA, being much more impressed and inspired by the Old Masters and the Renaissance period.
dre7861 almost 10 years ago
Please, please, please, please, let’s never visit Col. Zebo’s class ever, ever again. And I hate to tell Prof. Gazebo that ‘creativizing’ is not a word.
rexxster almost 10 years ago
Charlie Fogwhistle almost 10 years ago
It wouldn’t surprise me if Prof. Zebo is “outed” as not having whatever degree(s) he put on his resume to get the job. He’s kind of reminding me of “Professor” Hill from the musical “The Music Man.”
Seed_drill almost 10 years ago
Um, why on earth would they have an art appreciation class at a community college?
JayBluE almost 10 years ago
LOL! – And you have definitely known that struggle!
David Huie Green LoveJoyAndPeace almost 10 years ago
reactions vary
JayBluE almost 10 years ago
LOL, “Confuse-us” !!! And it’s “perfect” for him, too!
JayBluE almost 10 years ago
Glad to know you’re alright! This is shaping up to be one of those winters when everybody’s going to “pick up pitchforks”, looking for the weatherman. Not because of the forecasting of snow, but because of the fact that this winter is going to be one of those “unpredictable amounts and tracks” kind of winters….
reedkomicks Premium Member almost 10 years ago
" I wonder what sport he supposedly plays."-Wrestling
reedkomicks Premium Member almost 10 years ago
Eye really like the purple hat guy.
maverick1usa almost 10 years ago
Naked babe . . . hmm . . . Will Luann get stripped for a nude model?
JayBluE almost 10 years ago
“wouldn’t that be a love quadrangle?” ^LOL, and that’s when you know “love is trouble”, when it starts turning into math equations and geometry…..
Meh~tdology, fka Pepelaputr almost 10 years ago
Which is Zébo?
debx2 almost 10 years ago
I taught at a community college and yes, they did ring a bell to signal the end of class. Some older community colleges still have that system in place.
kaffekup almost 10 years ago
Well, Z was right, no one knows art the way he introduces it. I didn’t think an intro class was designed to make everyone an artist, but to teach them what art actually is.
Craig66 almost 10 years ago
Some new regular characters?
GasHouseGorilla almost 10 years ago
@ rusty gate
It wasn’t the good ole days of Fogerty & Blips, it was the good ol’ days of Fogarty and PHELPS! Blips is actually Ms. Blips, the skinny, plain-jane female army soldier in the comic strip, “Beetle Bailey.” Right now, Miss Buxley and Miss Blips are hanging out together, not Blips criticizing every sexy move Ms. Buxley does for the troops at Camp Swampy (This includes General Halftrack in a way!). If Ms. Phelps would try to flirt, all the men would probably get sick. Oh, and one more thing. Where did Mr. Evans give this instructor’s name, Zebo? It sounds like how a European cartoonist would call himself (Ex. Peyo).
doverdan almost 10 years ago
Gregg is creativizing a new college experience for Luann..Much like Gunther, she needs some shaking up..Bernice may have been shaken up a bit already..Tiff needs it most of all — BADLY !
doverdan almost 10 years ago
There is a sign behind ‘Jock’ that says —JOIN A CLUB.Maybe Luann will do so. I sure hope so. Living at home, a club would help her socially and mentally. .Her only hobby cannot be Quill..But what club would it be ??
David Huie Green LoveJoyAndPeace almost 10 years ago
“The next thing you know Luann will be in a love triangle with Quill!, Goth boy and Jock boy.”.Or at least a tetrahedron?
David Huie Green LoveJoyAndPeace almost 10 years ago
“So how do you teach an art class to students who have no artistic talent?”.And how do you know they don’t?I might be a great violinist if I ever try..I’m pretty sure Demi Moore and I could do pottery.Teaching people to realize what went into art is not the same as teaching them to be artistic.Watching Louise Mandrell change her instrument from a violin to a fiddle and back in the twinkling of an eye was art.Dr. Seus looked silly but was art.The Chrysler Building is art.King Kong was art.Good writing is art.(Bad writing is also art, but bad art.).Luann can sing and tell stories. That is artistry.Gunther can create clothes, some of which are quite ugly.There is the art of the deal, creating agreements among differing parties.Party planning is an art — as seen best by how it is done badly.Good art often looks easy.Bad art often looks tortured and/or tortuous.Teaching a class in such a way that students learn rather than sleep is an art.Properly cleaning a toilet is an art.Most human endeavour has some degree of art in it, some good, some bad.
David Huie Green LoveJoyAndPeace almost 10 years ago
“Don’t forget strategerize…”.And yet I INTEND to.
SactoSylvia almost 10 years ago
I hope that’s the last we see of Zebo.
2Goldfish almost 10 years ago
Thr trouble with this kind of art education is like when students show up for French class and the teacher says “ok, just be creative… All of you start speaking French”. There are rules to learning art that most everyone can grasp if they are only instructed properly.
David Huie Green LoveJoyAndPeace almost 10 years ago
@IamJayBluEThomas Crapper died in 1910 so if he shows up, we gots BIG problems. Up his creek without a ballcock, over the hole without his manhole cover.
Spade Jr. almost 10 years ago
I think Evans made a typo. It should be ZERO, not ZEBO.
reedkomicks Premium Member almost 10 years ago
" Our city of Dover, NH, got the most snow in the county (30.5 inches)."-We got 35" in our town in MA. Worcester got 36".
naarf Premium Member almost 10 years ago
Oh, I will kindly weigh in…“Goth” is Emo. A little Emo… Possibly with a bit of skater thrown in. My observations. Too much sullen/non-expression, not enough scary…But, that’s only me trying to guess at stereotypical dress. I could be completely wrong.
naarf Premium Member almost 10 years ago
Prof. Zebo…An affected caricature of an interesting cross between a 1950’s film director, a lounge lizard, and a very stylish dentist. Perhaps artist…?Is he in his 60’s, or is he a much younger, hipster type? ??? Any thoughts on his age? Perhaps his garb and persona are part of the lesson. He is trying to get these dewy, naive students out of their non-creative selves. What if next class he comes dressed completely differently? Like a beatnik, perhaps, all in black, smelling of clove cigarettes?Or, as an average guy?I’m mildly interested in what comes next… Telling myself, it’s a comic! It’s a comic….Not real life…
Aladar30 Premium Member over 9 years ago
Wow, Zebo is great!
Vilyehm about 7 years ago
Ooooh. A bell. And years before the Tara strip.