Luann by Greg Evans and Karen Evans for October 14, 2015
Transcript:
Bernice: Piro! What are you doing in my room? Piro: I was crashin' in my buddy's room, but he has a girl over, so... Bernice: It's after 10! Dorm rule 17B: no visitors after 10! Piro: Ok.I'll go hang...somewhere. Bernice: sigh. ok, look, you can stay for half an hour. Then you must leave. I'm setting my timer. Piro: 30 minutes bends the rule, 31 breaks it?
doverdan about 9 years ago
Starting to get interesting.
Argythree about 9 years ago
Bernice, you’re making so little sense that Piro’s final comment is more logical than yours. Isn’t there some kind of social services department at Moony that can find a place for Piro to stay, if he’s a student? If not, I’ll bet there’s a local homeless shelter…
doverdan about 9 years ago
He has mentioned his buddy, as I recall . . . when he said he did not know Dez.
doverdan about 9 years ago
What is he supposed to be doing while the timer ticks?.Phoning for some other accommodation?.But that is not exactly ‘staying’ is it?
jemgirl81 about 9 years ago
Hilarious!
doverdan about 9 years ago
Bernice broke rules with Derek, also with Zane..No very serious ones, though.
gromit82 about 9 years ago
This seems to support the idea that Piro has no fixed place to live, at least not at the university.-On a separate note, I tended to be a “follow the rules” person in college myself, but I can’t help but think that having someone like Bernice around in the dorm as Ms. Rules Enforcer would have been no fun at all.
Kymberleigh about 9 years ago
Bernice! If Piro’s buddy has a girl over, he’s violating rule 17B too!
BobCu about 9 years ago
A lot can happen in 30 minutes. This might get interesting.
JayBluE about 9 years ago
The fact that Piro is even aware of the significance of what Bernice was saying, is proof that he knows how to “scheme” from place to place, “:crashing” at each…" friends’ "…room. – So, the question is… “Does he even go to school here?” – Or… "Is all this just because he’s too afraid of the spider in his own “dorm room”?
ShagsCA about 9 years ago
The thought plickens!
Templo S.U.D. about 9 years ago
Besides Bernice, doesn’t ANYbody in that dormitory follow the rules?
JayBluE about 9 years ago
“Minute By Minute” (♪)“Space Invaders”“Packin’ For A Guilt Trip”“What A Fool Believes” (♫)“Hobocop”“Taking The Bait”“I’ll Have A Dr.-Pepper- Schlepper“Takin’ It To The Streets” (♫)“Crashing On Your Launching Pad”“I Keep Forgettin’ " (♫)“It Keeps You Runnin’ " (♫)“Got Star-heads In Your Eyes”“Another Dorm, Another Sunday” (♫)“Dr Schlepper Makes House Calls”“Dependin’ On You” (♫)or“Game Of Dorms”
Make Mine Marvel about 9 years ago
I’m not convinced that this strip proves Piro isn’t a student. Certainly when I was in college, there were times when I’d come home to find a sock around the doorknob, which was our code for “don’t come in here”. I spent two or three nights on the sofa in the lounge, nor was I the only person to do so that year.
I did think using up all my clean towels was way over the line, but it’s all ancient history now.
Luann’s time frame is contemporary enough to include cell phones. I find it hard to believe that a college in California would be so unenlightened as to provide no alternative, however informal, for situations exactly like this.
I think Piro’s roommate is either a “player”, or maybe just wants people to think he’s a player (had one of those, too!), which is why Piro frequently needs to find a spare floor from time to time.
bibliophilica about 9 years ago
What kind of dorm prohibits visitors after 10? I’ve never heard of one with any rule like that… my friends and I always had to get checked in as guests at our friends’ dorms, but we could show up pretty much whenever.
Make Mine Marvel about 9 years ago
Do we assume that Bernice left her door unlocked when she went on her rounds?
Pointspread about 9 years ago
Is anyone else finding it hard/impossible to use reply? I am.
Pointspread about 9 years ago
Never mind…
JayBluE about 9 years ago
“Right now, Bernice is not exactly following the rules.”^And could potentially complicate things, should she try to play the "rules are rules’ card, again… – And is also ironic, seeing as how she just checked for everyone else’s violations, in yesterday’s…
JayBluE about 9 years ago
Please excuse this one comment, for a special pair of eyes to see:“Happy Anniversary…Happy Ann -i -versary.. Happy Aniversary, Hap -py Ann-i -versary!”
Editman about 9 years ago
He’s no student, he’s a bum!
moosemin about 9 years ago
All rules and no play make Bernice a ………….
Queen of America about 9 years ago
Why isn’t she kicking the girlfriend out of his room?
Mordock999 Premium Member about 9 years ago
How Quickly and PREDICTABILY R.A. Bernice GIVES In.
Old “Star Head” Better be GLAD He Resides in the Vast Luanniverse. Any place else, and his Butt would be going to Jail for Breaking and Entering.
So every time Piro’s so-called “Room Mate” has a Babe over its PIRO that HAS to Leave.
Are You Seeing a Pattern here? On THIS Campus, one Room Mate Completely DOMINATES the Other?
Chuck374 about 9 years ago
Does this guy even have a room?
Sisyphos about 9 years ago
I think Piro is probably not a bad guy. So, the question is, how flexible will Bernice be?
JayBluE about 9 years ago
“Is it your anniversary, Jay?”^Yes, it is! 15 “under my belt”, so far…
kerumbo Premium Member about 9 years ago
30 minutes is plenty. If Prio’s roomie is like most guys that age, he only needs about a minute and a half.
Csummers about 9 years ago
Bernice will get “busted” for having a guy in her room after 10pm……
elysummers about 9 years ago
Maybe he needs to talk to someone and she’s going to try to help – in 30 mins.
2Goldfish about 9 years ago
So how come she’s not off to go bust the buddy?
ACTIVIST1234 about 9 years ago
Piro was “crashin” with a buddy. Obviously he doesn’t have a place of his own. The homeless shelter comment is a helpful idea.
luann1212 about 9 years ago
You know my best friend who is way more successful than me in life was so poor for a time back in college, and that goes way way back, he crashed in friends dorm rooms, that is until he pledged a frat, and he was able to stay there. This guy Piro seems harmless, and probably is in that kind of situation, and he does not feel threatened by Bernice, or may even like her. My point is that this is not necessarily a huge anomaly. I am interested in seeing what develops.
Pipe Tobacco about 9 years ago
7For me, Piro is already a known entity (and probable friend of sorts) for Bernice (and Dez). It is not particularly implausible in my opinion, that a “mooching” friend (which Piro seems to be) would drop by unannounced and just sit around. I do not read anything sinister in his actions, nor little if any probability that Piro and Bernice will become any sort of “item” through this interaction.
I think this does represent a common way life goes and and proceeds in the dormitory environment…. people in and out all the time. Rules stated, often times bent to a degree. It is reminicient of the dorms I was in during college, and it seems like how the dorms at my U are today.My hope for this arc…. I hope that we get some interesting background about Piro, and he is more fleshed out as a character.
Contessa Carrington about 9 years ago
Sometimes doing the right thing is to break the rules.
shamino about 9 years ago
I had friends like this in college. One, in particular, came over for a party and stayed for over a month. (Fortunately, it was in someone else’s room. I wouldn’t have stood for that much abuse of privilege in my room.) She wasn’t homeless but really did not like going home to her parents’ house. She stopped the extended stays once she was able to get her own apartment in town.
edge2edge about 9 years ago
He was crashing in his buddies room? He doesn’t have a room of his own. What is this guy, homeless?
TheLiam about 9 years ago
Didn’t take long to throw Tiffany under the bus but hey, Bernice breaks the rules yet again so go after Tiffany.
TheLiam about 9 years ago
You know I said when she got RA I had no idea why they’d let a walking doormat become RA. All she’s done is bend the rules and break them and she continues to do so.
austinguy7 about 9 years ago
let’s get him showered up and think this through people!
notbornyesterday about 9 years ago
Oh this is just SO ADULT. Piro’s roommate has a woman over and he has to make himself scarce? could this be a hint, albeit ever so subtle, that sexual activity may be taking place ?
Argy.Bargy2 about 9 years ago
-Does Piro have a place to live
Piro is always saying that he’s ‘crashing with a buddy’. So I figure the guy is homeless. Maybe he’s one of the guys who hangs out at colleges, but doesn’t go to college, just goes from party to party and lives wherever people will let him sleep on a couch…
Pipe Tobacco about 9 years ago
Dave, while I hope Tiffany has matured to an extent where blackmail would not be in her wheelhouse any longer, I am wondering if you are “privy” to any sort of insider information about the future of this arc (sort of like how Sheriff sometimes alludes to future events)? Or, is your comment merely speculation? If you are just speculating…. I would rather hope that if Tiffany does discover the post 10pm Piro, that she makes a kind decision to continue to befriend Bernice and act like the friend she can be.
whiteaj about 9 years ago
Bernice – he’s not there so much for “aid” as he is for “comfort…”
whiteaj about 9 years ago
Bernice – he’s not there so much for “aid” as he is for “comfort…”
maverick1usa about 9 years ago
Confuscious say . . .
doverdan about 9 years ago
One buddy is the famous “Chug,” a yet unknown quantity.But who knows Dez.
jenbrown1017 about 9 years ago
If they ALL live in the same dorm how come they can’t visit each other after 10pm? That’s the stupidest rule. I could understand locking the OUTSIDE doors at 10pm but your neighbor?
doverdan about 9 years ago
Another question:.Did Tiff show Piro how much fun she was capable of?.Or did he care to explore the issue?.He could be gay, of course.
doverdan about 9 years ago
He does have that eternal “one day without shaving” look that made Gunther seem COOL to Tiff..But IMO Gunther has more of a “two day” look.
doverdan about 9 years ago
By the way :Can a star that small be cut into the hair and stay so neat?Seems unlikely..Or is it perhaps something plastered on, or a bit of hanging jewelry ; a “high earring” of sorts?
RSH about 9 years ago
Bern’s embrace of flexibility during the party was momentary at best. She’s almost worse now, i.e. her obsession with detail. Piro seems harmless. But we need to know more about him. Maybe these 30 minutes will shed some light. It also seems that he is homeless.
thefloyd about 9 years ago
Homeless?
cheap_day_return about 9 years ago
Get rid of that leech. He’s nothing but bad news.
Caldonia about 9 years ago
Bernice gets desperate after having had only one boyfriend in her entire life….
flowergirl19 about 9 years ago
“He is in love with the horny horned mask on the wall.”
!!!! love it :D
flowergirl19 about 9 years ago
“Husband to friend: “We’ve been married for 12 wonderful years!”Friend: " I thought you’d been married for 20 years?"Husband:" yeah, but the other 8 haven’t been so hot!".
Hahaha I’m kind of surprised I haven’t heard that one before :)
Kymberleigh about 9 years ago
I predict Ms. “Director” (from the end of the drum circle arc) will be turning up to spot check rules compliance and discover not only Piro in the RA’s room but also the girl in the buddy’s room (since we have not proven said buddy is in the same building or not, I can speculate that he is).
David Huie Green LoveJoyAndPeace about 9 years ago
EXACTLY how many straws can a camel’s back support?
rickray777 about 9 years ago
Piro: “Thirty minutes bends the rule; 31 minutes (or 131 minutes for that matter!) just bends it a little more. Rules, in my book, are like foam rubber; they can never really be broken!”
Scoutmaster77 about 9 years ago
How about asking his roommate’s girl friend to leave.
Airman about 9 years ago
Bernice needs to exercise a little zero tolerance with “Have Scarf, Will Travel” and boot his butt out of there. Unless, of course, she doesn’t really want to.
CalLadyQED about 9 years ago
This is stupid. His buddy is also breaking the rule, so girlfriend needs to go home. End of story.
RSH about 9 years ago
Anyone notice that Piro actually looks a little like Zane (Bern’s former flame and boyfriend)? Evans might even have used his previous drawings of Zane as a base from which to create Piro
gromit82 about 9 years ago
This is really Bernice’s chance to shine as an RA. She’s known Piro for over a year. She needs to get him to open up and tell her about his housing situation.-If he does have a place he’s supposed to be living, she needs to get her out of there and send him to his own room/apartment/whatever.-If Piro is just some hanger-on who isn’t even a student, she needs to call the campus police and have them escort him off campus to deter him from wandering into the dorms without permission.-If Piro is a student who has nowhere to live, she should make a plan to help him access whatever resources the college has so he can find somewhere to live during the term.
JayBluE about 9 years ago
LOL!!!!!
JayBluE about 9 years ago
“I wonder if the ‘discoverer’ of Bernice’s rules violation will be Tiffany, who then proceeds to blackmail her for some special favor.”^That would be the “old Tiffany”. But since she graduated to college, I think she’s probably graduated past that sort of thing too, now- – Yep, you guessed it! Goodbye middle school pranks! Now she’s matured to H.S. level stuff!!!
JayBluE about 9 years ago
Thank you, very much!!!!
JayBluE about 9 years ago
Thank you!!!
JayBluE about 9 years ago
Welcome back!!!
JayBluE about 9 years ago
“Dorm-ez Vous”? ^Ha ha, Good one!
JayBluE about 9 years ago
Thank you!!! – Yes, that’s the one!!!
JayBluE about 9 years ago
Ha ha ha!!! (Wait…what’s a billionaire? Better yet, what’s a millionaire ??)
gromit82 about 9 years ago
Okay, well, if there are any scenes where Mrs. Garrett says, “Tootie, you’re violating Rule 43(m)(3). No rollerskating after 9:30 PM on Tuesdays!”, please let me know.
JayBluE about 9 years ago
LOL, Yeah, the one I put up earlier today was supposed to be the “commemorative edition”, but it didn’t show up so clearly. So as an alternative, I’m putting up my special “Alternate Jersey” edition (Black and Blue)…
JayBluE about 9 years ago
Well, it’s based off of a pic of our first license plate souvenirs my wife and I had done during a trip, so I’d guess that qualifies as the “Home” one…
Argythree about 9 years ago
AND SPOILER ALERT
Speaking of eating, stretching 30 minutes for all its worth…
JayBluE about 9 years ago
Ha ha, thanks! Knock yourself out! No…wait…
JayBluE about 9 years ago
Spoiler Alert III: Cue tons of cheesy (and corny) song references…
JayBluE about 9 years ago
Heh, heh… Some of us might need a few, after tonight’s baseball scores…