Luann by Greg Evans and Karen Evans for April 30, 2017

like I doubt Luann is looking at the shoes for personal fashion tips

Make sure Knute is in there, that way he always takes the first punch.

Rather a bit of potty humor for a Sunday strip.

Does anyone ever REALLY know somebody else?

Must be something contagious about this theme. Wiley Miller is into ‘potty’ humor today, too. Well, for those posters here who worried that they would have to deal with Puddle’s ‘puddles’, nope, it’s someone else’s. Have a great Sunday…

On Sundays, Greg is becoming a real potty animal!

There! A Luann sighting. Are you happy now? :p

Clearly Luann and Bernice are visiting the land of women with elongated faces. While Bernice may say that she doesn’t know Luann, her heart-shaped jawline is a clear giveaway that she is not a local.

taking aside the “feet view”…………………. this is reason women’s room is safer than men’s as in men’s room the urinals are “wide open to view”

Potty dance, potty dance, I’m doin’ the potty dance. Ready to unzip my pants, doin’ the potty dance.

♫ Stranded, stranded, stranded on the toilet bowl;

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What do you do when you’re stranded and can’t reach the roll? ♪

More Potty Humor:

Q: What has a lid, two seats and a bowl?

A: Cheech and Chong at the playoffs.

wow, another puddles-free weekend. two in a row now.

Just what, exactly, is Luann trying to accomplish here?

A full house is good in poker. Not so good when you gotta go…

“Stall Tactics”

“Loo-ann”

“Throne For A Loop”

“The Public Symphony Performs, Live: 1st And 2nd Movements”

“For Reacher, Or For Porcelain”

“A Kind Of Flush” (♬)

“The Occupied Piper”

“Business Report”

“Minding Their Pees And Queues”

“The House On Poo Corner”

“A Game Of Space Invaders”

“The Agony Of The Feet”

“A Paper Trail”

“I’ve Been Waiting For A Girl Like You (To Hurry Up)” (♪)

“No Restroom For The Wicked Long Waits”

“It’s Taken, III: Luann Has A Set Of Very Special Skills”

“Dear John”

“By Process Of Elimination”

“Head Check”

or

“Consonance And Bowels”

Wonder how many more records Madonna would’ve sold, if the writer, in crafting her song: “Where’s The Party?” had opted to change the title to: “Where’s The Potty?” (♬). Surely, everyone in a mall, shopping district, a convention or road trip could relate to the lyrics…

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Also, if today’s strip were a segment on Sesame Street, it’d naturally would have been "brought to you today, by the letter ‘P’……and by the number ‘2’ ".

Maybe the stalls should have a counter, like at the DMV or the deli section. But with a calm, computerized voice: “Number 35…you may now proceed to Stall 7. Number 36, a stall will be available in approximately… 3…minutes…”

First

Bernice should talk!

Luann is more normal than Bernice right now

EWWWWWW – A woman should NEVER put her purse on the floor! ANY FLOOR! Especially right next to a toilet! EWWWWWWWW!

“If the the locks said ’Occupied” like they do on airplanes and port-a-potties, this wouldn’t be so ridiculous."

You’re absolutely Right, forever unnamed Red-Haired Lady. This has Got to be some Guy’s Fault.. ;)

No joke about puddles, but in the same vein.

What an indirect prudish society we live in! Just try the door – they will say “Occupied” or it will be locked. Big deal.

Better this than walking in on somebody. The better idea would be to make bathroom stall doors that don’t close automatically.

In Europe the stalls have full doors and indicators outside that say ‘vacant’ or ‘occupied’. Makes much more sense.

All the public restrooms I use have doors that are closed when people are using them. If the stall door is closed that means someone is inside, they can only lock the door from the inside. I would never look under a closed stall door.

Many years ago I visited Japan. The doors go all the way to the floor. The Japanese will knock on the door first and if the stall is being used the occupant will knock back. No peeking, no talking, just quiet politeness.

And in Canada, every building built with any percentage of public funds has twice as many restroom facilities for women as it has for men. That can mean more restrooms or larger restrooms.

One difference between men and women is that if you’re a guy and you do this, you will automatically be assumed to be a pervert.

Since it is Sunday morning and the place is crowded, I would entitle this cartoon, “Let us spray.”

Also uncomfortable: walking into an empty john and hearing someone talking on his phone in one of the stalls, or looking into the mirror and seeing some guy who’s about 6’ 7" stand up in the stall and seeing his head suddenly appear over the top of the door. The out-houses have their own hazards, like wasp nests, bees, and wood ticks. You could probably write a book on all the misadventures that occur in the world that Mother Nature rules over.

What a sick cartoon

Another life’s foibles comic. To the point it would not happen in a men’s room, keep in mind that mens’ rooms have urinals, so there is more that one place for a man to do his 1 or 2. Women’s washrooms are left with stalls. I think a unisex solution with full closed doors, and indicators like the other ladies say in the comic make sense, but we are not there yet in America. Luann and Bernice fulfill their roles as the main character and her BFF. Dying to know if we start a whole new arc Monday, or finish up the Piro/Bernice one.

Why is this funny??

One wonders if this is Greg’’s or Karen’s idea.

One of the Unmentionable Topics of real life that from time to time show up in Greg’s Luann-iverse….

So where are these two anyway? A department store? I’m shocked all the posters who insisted they must have a name for the occupant of Room #213 haven’t insisted on knowing the name of where Luann and Bernice are today. Macy’s ? Target? A shopping Mall? WE MUST KNOW !!!!

maybe tomorrow we will be back in art class with Zebo, Luann, Jack and Nil… we haven’t had that arc in a while.