Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for August 22, 2017

Just a real weird turkey with orange feathers

They need Lucy’s boyfriend to show up about now. It’s been quite a while since he’s shown up at all :( Poor Lucy.

Is that a double barrelled blunderbus he’s packing? I hope his missus likes turkey mince.

Ask him to take you to Cap’n Eddie. He knows where they are.

The deep woods weirdo looks like he’s been lost out there a lot longer than you have. Probably wouldn’t do much good to ask him for help.

Let me guess…he got separated from his hunting partner Ishmael while tracking a bird that’s 100% white meat.

If he’s looking for the Great White Turkey shouldn’t he be in New Jersey or Florida?

Oh, come on, Wiley!!! Moby Turkey?

Blue hair, gone…..

This could go very wrong, but being a family strip, not too wrong.

Are you sure that isn’t a DEEP STATE weirdo?

Just sit down, pull out a deck of cards, and start playing solitaire. Within minutes, someone will come up to tell you what card to play next.

Oh where today?

How large is this turkey? Might be a mutant and gone a little prehistoric. Some of the genes are still there, though turned off, for teeth, long tail. Could be turkeysaur out there.

Looks like Abe Lincoln.

Obviously written with a New England prejudice….If they were out here on the coast, they would be looking for “bigfoot”….….

Rip Van Winkle just woke up.