Pickles by Brian Crane for October 18, 2018

Could be worse.. Earl could have picked “Raindrops Keep Falling On My Head”.

ROFL! Brilliant choice for a song!

Earl loves to make crack jokes about her butt. Yeah, that’s right, butt cracks…

You know it’s funny when you do a spit take on your computer screen!

Oh! My! Stars! I’m howling out loud!

How have you lived so long Earl? I’d kill you! LOLOLOL!

Earl has a tune for himself, too – “I’ve got a lovely bunch of coconuts.”

CLASSIC!! Five stars!!

I think Pearl is taking those lyrics as a comment upon her anatomy.

The tide is high but I’m holdin’ on, I’m gonna be your number one (the 1st song I thought of – if anyone still remembers the Blondie song from 1980/81).

Earl could have chosen “Fat Bottom Girls by Queen”.

Or he could change it in for a Japanese smart toilet, with bidet and air-puff features. That’s certain to get a rise out of her.

Someone is going to get it.

High five for Earl !

I just spit out my coffee. Excuse me while I refill my cup and boot up the other laptop.

There’s a Moon Out Tonight and for those chilly winter days Blue Moon.

He represents ME MYSELF AND I…..

lol, Moon River, lol

Always funny but this is the best in a loooooong while.

Earl should name his toilet Ami. Then he could say “When I go number 2, I park my moon over my Ami”.

OMG! Good one!

This was a really good one today. I almost choked on my coffee… not something I usually have to be wary of with Pickles.

I want one! Do they have those at Lowes?

Bad Moon Rising…

Twinkle, Twinkle, Little Star…

Singing In The Rain…

How appropriate!

Bad moon rising…

or Fat Bottom Girls!!

I’ll bet the lighting toilet doesn’t seem so bad now.

I can’t remember when I’ve laughed so loud and so long as I did for this one. Way to go Brian. I can’t imagine how you’re gonna top this one. But the commenters had some pretty good ideas. I thought of one too by Dick and Dee Dee, ♫ The mountains high and valley’s deep♫.

or as Charlie Douglas said: Hey Lady we’re trying to paint down here.

How about one that’s heated?

Who else JUST found out what the second line is to that song?

Perfect! Didn’t hear that one coming!

I gave my ex an action figure one year for Christmas….she looked at me with questions in her eyes…now you can go to work tomorrow and tell everyone I gave you a new toy yoda…