My dad wanted to believe smoking was good for him, my wife wants to believe wine is good for her, some want to believe conservatism is good for them, some want to believe socialism is good for them, I want to believe ice cream is good for me. In the end, it’s all just Kool-Aid.
As I always say, you don’t need infinite will power with donuts. You just need more will power than 12 other people. I limit myself to one donut per decade. I’ve already had mine for the 2010’s/.
Bryan Farht about 5 years ago
Denial, the cure for everything.
in.amongst about 5 years ago
Finally, rounds pegs for a round hole!
willispate about 5 years ago
that reminds me. I saw on the news that Dunkin Donuts has created.. get this.. Coffee Filled Donuts.
finkd about 5 years ago
I thought the active ingredient was lifting the donut to your mouth.
Dtroutma about 5 years ago
Only eat the holes.
dot-the-I about 5 years ago
Dr. = Ph.D., Harvard Business (Marketing)
nosirrom about 5 years ago
If the active ingredient is kale it’s bound to work.
sandpiper about 5 years ago
Denial: the ultimate justification. Happening all around us
Watcher about 5 years ago
And it’s the most truthful of all the diets.
jvo about 5 years ago
This product brought to you by the Fossil Fuel Industry.
jvo about 5 years ago
Nothing wrong with having donuts on any diet, just be honest and count the calories.
Brockie about 5 years ago
It has been proven if you only eat the hole in the center of the donut, you lose weight.
jvo about 5 years ago
They sell doughnut holes in the shops, exactly the same number of kilojoules per gram as the torii.
donwalter about 5 years ago
Dave’s missing the boat here…he definitely needs the organ grinder and monkey here as well…
destry1970 about 5 years ago
It’s worked for are government so far?
franki_g about 5 years ago
This diet would work for me.I don’t like donuts.Or even doughnuts.
Differentname about 5 years ago
[serious] Saw a study that traced the rise in obesity to the use of corn syrup in baby food starting in the 1970’s.
Space_cat about 5 years ago
Take a trip down the frozen food aisle, denial is the prime ingredient in most things sold there..
Zebrastripes about 5 years ago
What a schitck …… a moment on the lips, forever on your hips alright….
tripwire45 about 5 years ago
Pretty much everyone regardless of political party.
LEOKEV about 5 years ago
If you hear it from a man in a white lab coat, it must be true.
bbenoit about 5 years ago
My dad wanted to believe smoking was good for him, my wife wants to believe wine is good for her, some want to believe conservatism is good for them, some want to believe socialism is good for them, I want to believe ice cream is good for me. In the end, it’s all just Kool-Aid.
walstib Premium Member about 5 years ago
Just curious, when did “doughnuts” become “donuts”?
Vangoghdog01 about 5 years ago
The sign is correct. After a “massive” myocardial infarction you won’t ever worry about your weight again.
Ignatz Premium Member about 5 years ago
“Eat jelly doughnuts, and lose 20 pounds a day.” – Weird Al Yankovic, Midnight Star.
DanFlak about 5 years ago
As I always say, you don’t need infinite will power with donuts. You just need more will power than 12 other people. I limit myself to one donut per decade. I’ve already had mine for the 2010’s/.
nikpromo about 5 years ago
Now if only this was reality……………….
rhpii about 5 years ago
It’s imported from Egypt direct from de Nile.
JudyAz about 5 years ago
The sign is partially right. Dr Dave will never worry about your weight!
gnome about 5 years ago
Take a Citizen, add denial, spin, and poof…you have subjects…all is going as planed..
Jeffin Premium Member about 5 years ago
That river in Africa seems to be everyone’s favorite.
yimhere about 5 years ago
Doing a brisk business in D.C. these days…….
Herb L 1954 about 5 years ago
Super Dave Osborne.Hamberders,and covfefe for everyone.Putin’s Puppet,going down ;)
NaturLvr about 5 years ago
Mmmmm, donuts…just had a yummy freshly-made apple cider one at the local orchard store. This is about the only time of year I’ll eat a donut, tho.
MichaelMcGinnis1 about 5 years ago
Isn’t self-denial what discipline requires? I think he’s found the key to success.
cuzinron47 about 5 years ago
That ingredient is in abundance.
wirepunchr about 5 years ago
I can resist everything except but temptation.
dja1701 about 5 years ago
Must be “D” day.
Bookworm about 5 years ago
There’s a lot of that going around these days.
anomaly about 5 years ago
Never worry about your weight again (if you weren’t ever worried about it before).
jmworacle about 5 years ago
My kind of diet. Besides according to weight watchers, D-I-E-T is a four letter word.
theoldidahofox about 5 years ago
Denial is Trump’s weapon of choice.
SeanNelson about 5 years ago
Isn’t Tha Nile a river in Egypt?
Concretionist about 5 years ago
Actually, denial is half of what you must do to lose weight, the other half being exercise. Of course it matters what you deny yourself.
Snoots about 5 years ago
And thus we finally have a comic that universally covers the human condition. ; )
Don’t try to deny it…
Bicycle Dude about 5 years ago
Following denial is obfuscation, whataboutism, lying, shouting, bullying, threats, racist, misogynist, narcissist, heartless and zero morals.
gammaguy about 5 years ago
The fabled diet of the Pharaohs.
jivanimark about 5 years ago
He’s going to make a lot of dough, nuts, why didn’t I think of that.