Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for January 05, 2020

Beavers?

Sounds good to me!

Personally, I prefer to lie down in a litter of puppies or kittens.

Of course, it’s the Otterman empire.

This is otterly ridiculous!

actually my family has the prevailing doctrine that when humans are gone, the otters will likely uplift into the next sentient species on the planet.

The Otter side of Heaven!

Good one, Wiley! But, no pools of water?

That otter be fun every day!

Otter’s otter be in heaven for sure!

HOLT on a minute-there are otters in the afterlife??? ;D

I’m kind of on board with angels sling-shotting you into Heaven

I’d like to know what the one bottom left is eating from the bowl

Otters would be heaven, they don’t carry the baggage that humans do.

I always said that, if there’s such a thing as reincarnation, I want to come back as an otter.

I always wanted to sing so I want to come back as a mockingbird.

And here I was expecting puppy dogs.

Never mind — otters are at least as good.

Well he otter know

For me, those so called 75 (or so) virgins, some of them cartoon female animals.

I’m a devout Frisbeeterian. We believe that when you die your soul goes up on the roof and you can’t get it down.

On reflection, I really can’t imagine why I was surprised that Wiley knows how playful otters are. A heaven with otters and cats in it, and, okay, dogs too, would be a very nice heaven indeed.

“You otter know that this is a silly theory.”

OK, Wiley, we definitely need more otter appearances in Non Sequitur!

Wiley Otters are almost as cute as Wiley Bears!

The “word” clearly states “Do unto otters”.

Rather than the dogma of any religious sect, I prefer a popular culture Final Destination. I want to play clarinet at an all girls jazz club in New Orleans like Hobbes or be in a kitchen where sober women bring me home made pies [with no weight gain a la “Defending Your Life”].

River otters are my favorite animals! This is awesome.

Depending on the species, penguins are another animal that’s endlessly enjoyable to watch in controlled settings.

Otters? That works for me!

Gee, I was praying for a Rainbow Bridge and all the dogs I ever had.

otters are really cute

“Sea otters or river otters?”

“River otters, of course.”

“Die, heretic!”

Well, no longer will I say to someone, “See you on the other side,”

It will be “See you on the Otter side.”

I have seen worse ideas. As long as all my dogs are there I don’t care.

Forget the otters, just one Golden Retriever. That’s all this old cowboy wants.

Prove him wrong – works as well as any other dogma out there, better IMHO

“There Otter Be A Law!”

_______ with apologies to Harry Shorten and Al Fagaly

Close -but not quite there. It’s an eternity of cat-videos.

“Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company !” (Mark Twain, I think)

Otters? You could do a lot worse!

THBBBThhhhhhh!

Hairy Otters and the Phil… something’s not quite right here.

Better than harps, massed choral singing to the Great Ego and the other things you used to hate so much as a kid, with mindless perfection and eternal boredom to boot.

That was a fun cartoon! Until someone done made it all political. Sigh.

False equivalence.

ohhhh! otters! i’m with phil

Here’s the thing, once you bring religion into politics and characterize those with whom you disagree as evil incarnate worthy of eternal damnation, you may as well take ‘e pluribus unum’ off the Great Seal of the US.

You mean, unless anone can prove otterwise.

Well Phil has a point there (even if it is kind of silly). The traditional view of Heaven does sound rather boring.

I wish I could like this at least twenty times.

I’m with Phil. =:-o

Nope. Cloud full of hotties and cold brews with my German Shepherd, Sarge.

Democrat hell is Trump always winning the presidential election and being unimpeachable.

♪ Break on through to the otter slide ♪

If I can’t get to where my pets have gone, with the otters would be good second choice.

Good enough for me.

The new golden rule: Do unto otters as you would have otters do unto you.

I like otters.

Once the Democrats are gone, Earth will be as heaven.

Just love otters – like having a pet with bad breath. So joyful.

Not Purgatory, Baby.