Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for January 21, 2020

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    BE THIS GUY  almost 5 years ago

    The good news is that he probably won’t have any children.

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    Orcatime  almost 5 years ago

    Ok, Boomer.

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    B UTTONS  almost 5 years ago

    Strange, I don’t have feelings in my lower extremities.

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    Leojim  almost 5 years ago

    Too saggy too baggy too tight to loose oh da’ heck with it all!

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    ChristineFoxdale  almost 5 years ago

    kilt…

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    Bilan  almost 5 years ago

    But definitely better than wearing the pants at half-ass.

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    mr_sherman Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    If they’re that tight, he probably doesn’t have to worry about kids.

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    frequency270  almost 5 years ago

    It’s just a trend coming back from the 60s-80s!

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    Concretionist  almost 5 years ago

    I’m totally in favor of tight pants. As long as they’re on tight bodies. The real trick for a pants wearing individual is clearly understanding whether tight will look good or mostly just bulgy.

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    Jesy Bertz Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    Tight pants hug the hipsters.

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    Sherlock Watson  almost 5 years ago

    Tight pants: They’re not just for fat, clueless women anymore.

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    DennisinSeattle  almost 5 years ago

    I admit that I like form-fitting clothing on women. On men, not so much. I don’t know, do women like it? If so, none of my business.

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    blunebottle  almost 5 years ago

    At least he doesn’t have a man-bun!

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    Differentname  almost 5 years ago

    I’d rather see them too tight than hanging off the butt.

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    Kaputnik  almost 5 years ago

    Actually, fashion will probably cycle through the entire possible range of pants tightness, from parachute pants to actual tights, and then cycle back again.

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    aKG1  almost 5 years ago

    It’s time to break out the shiny gold hammer pants. Too legit to quit!

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    cdward  almost 5 years ago

    I have never found any enjoyment in mocking a particular generation’s fashion. Who cares? It’s not hurting me one way or the other if you wear skinny jeans or baggy. You can wear a mini-skirt or a gown for all I care, too. Just don’t mess with my kilt.

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    jessie d.  almost 5 years ago

    He is falsely accused, cause it is the female of the human species whose pants are too darn tight and most especially the fat ones.

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    asrialfeeple  almost 5 years ago

    If Pig were to hit anyone, would that be a porkchop?

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    Breadboard  almost 5 years ago

    Well at least he has pants on for Mr.Rat you have no pants on ;-) … Croc Power !

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    basspro  almost 5 years ago

    Oh my “Blue Balls” revisited.

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    FassEddie  almost 5 years ago

    Hey kid! Those tights come wit’ a codpiece?

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    Caldonia  almost 5 years ago

    It’s the beard that annoys me. The trend of men growing thick beards recently, beards beards beards! I feel like I’m seeing it all the time. You guys have nice enough faces. Cut it out. Did David Letterman start all this? He looks like a savage.

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    Zebrastripes  almost 5 years ago

    People who wear tight genes and or tights NEED to have Long tunic tops to cover the butts, hips and thighs…..OY!

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    jimchronister2016  almost 5 years ago

    This time Rat is correct!

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    Procat Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    I see London, I see France, at least I don’t see underpants!

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    NRHAWK Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    In an effort to not follow the crowd and present a different look the hipsters have ended up wearing a uniform. Such is the way of fads.

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    Ignatz Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    Why don’t they bring back bellbottoms?

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    well-i-never  almost 5 years ago

    Everyone seems to be missing the point. They’re Republican pants.

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    txmystic  almost 5 years ago

    Had the exact same problem in 1982…

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    tripwire45  almost 5 years ago

    Right and wrong side of history. Cute.

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    rogerd.parish  almost 5 years ago

    I think the correct reply is not “Thanks, Grandpa” but “OK, boomer!”

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    Pony99CA  almost 5 years ago

    Was the guy a millennial? If so, he should have said “OK Boomer”.

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    Ellis97  almost 5 years ago

    Well there really is no perfect generation or decade. Each and every one had its own fair share of problems.

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    BiathlonNut  almost 5 years ago

    Well, on to Calvin and Hobbes …

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    Keno21  almost 5 years ago

    There is no reason, ever, for a heterosexual male to wear skinny jeans. Ever.

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    zeexenon  almost 5 years ago

    That hair color suggests a kilt. The boys will thank him for it.

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    Dave M  almost 5 years ago

    Unfortunately, mullets are making a comeback too. I think I’d prefer the tight pants.

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    theincrediblebulk  almost 5 years ago

    Its better than the wearing of the jeans where the waist is around ones knees. You are forced to watch those idiots to figure out how they can walk without falling on their faces.

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    ascha35-gocomics  almost 5 years ago

    Fashion……Prevailing style of dress or behavior at any given time….Like holes in pants……..Like that stupid tie I wore to work for years.

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    marilynnbyerly  almost 5 years ago

    If the “boys” are too compressed and heated, you won’t be able to create one of those new generation kids, young hipster.

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    DCBakerEsq  almost 5 years ago

    And, too short. Ridiculous.

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    the lost wizard  almost 5 years ago

    Actually, it’s the pointy shoes that are 4 inches too long for your feet.

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    gorgolo_chick  almost 5 years ago

    I am very insistent on every article of clothing meeting my personal fashion standards: Actual comfort and do I like it.

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    Sisyphos  almost 5 years ago

    I remember stretch jeans (for men) around the early ’70s. Yes, I had a pair. But only one pair, my other jeans were all normal….

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    ariel777000  almost 5 years ago

    Well at least that’s better than all black clothing encrusted with chains everywhere. It weighs less. It’s a bit easier to move. It probably is not as hot. And it makes less noise.

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    Eric S   almost 5 years ago

    at least they’re above his ass – - STOP COMPLAINING ABOUT GOOD THINGS!

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    david_42  almost 5 years ago

    I remember my father commenting on my overly tight slacks back in the 1950s.

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